Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:
Desperately trying to discredit Robert Mueller to derail his exponentially expanding Russia scandal begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* who feels the proverbial noose tightening around his neck, a primer on why you should never send your equally moronic miscreant lawyer to defend your indefensible treacherous actions, our gift that keeps on giving just keeps making his corruption investigations too easy, how our fake president’s war on fake news is creating truth crises – and why it’s important to recognize them for what they are and put an end to it and him and more.
Trump claims ‘business relationship’ with Mueller article from Yahoo! News. –
Grab some popcorn since this is going to get entertaining now that our fraudulent feckless fuhrer’s desperation to derail Mueller’s exponentially growing investigations into his endless corruption is kicking into overdrive.
‘IT WAS NEVER PLAUSIBLE TRUMP DIDN’T KNOW’: A COMPLETE GUIDE TO THE COLLUSION QUESTION article from Vanity Fair. –
Despite his repeated lies about ‘witch hunt’ and ‘no collusion,’ it is impossible to believe that our dimwitted dip shit wasn’t aware of what was going on within his campaign.
A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 79th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt Media. –
A look back at the most recent disastrous week of America’s worst-ever president’s* failed presidency.
Giuliani May Have Just Admitted Trump Colluded With Russia article from PoliticusUSA. –
Why you should never send your moronic miscreant lawyer to defend your indefensible treachery:
“Did Rudy Giuliani just announce to the world that Donald Trump colluded with Russia in order win the U.S. presidency in 2016?
After Trump has spent the last several years tweeting and saying in public “no collusion” every chance he gets, his television lawyer may have just admitted on Fox & Friends that there was indeed “collusion” but that it is not a crime.
“Giuliani: “Collusion is not a crime”
— The Hill (@thehill) July 30, 2018
A senior research psychologist explains why Trump is the exact opposite of a ‘stable genius’ article from The Raw Story. –
When you hear our demented delinquent refer to those that oppose him as having Trump derangement syndrome, it’s obvious that he and his ilk are the only ones that are deranged in any way as his delusions constantly reign supreme in everything he says and does.
Tipping point for Donald Trump: Will his (alleged) crimes finally drive away his supporters? article from Salon. –
Only the few that are actually capable of conducting informed thought and recognizing their lackluster lame duck president* as the fraudulent, treasonous con artist that he is, but most of them won’t.
The Age Of Trump Is The Age Of The Fox News-Produced Presidency article from Crooks and Liars. –
Getting all of his disinformation and lies from Fox faux news – his Ministry of Propaganda – isn’t boding well for our national embarrassment:
Rudy Giuliani just obliterated the goal posts on Trump-Russia collusion article from The Washington Post. –
More on how his moronic lawyer is unintentionally destroying whatever defense our Orwellian Orange Charlatan thought he had left in his ongoing Russia/corruption scandals:
“President Trump’s defense in the Russia investigation has been a study in goal-post moving — constantly watering down previous denials and raising the standard for what would constitute actual wrongdoing.
But rarely has it been so concentrated in one morning.
Trump’s lawyer/spokesman Rudolph W. Giuliani appeared on Fox News’s and CNN’s morning shows on Monday to downplay the idea that colluding with the Russians would have even been illegal and to argue against strawmen.
The most notable portion of the interviews was when Giuliani rekindled the idea that collusion isn’t even a crime. Trump’s defenders have occasionally noted that the word doesn’t appear in the criminal code — which is a misnomer — but Giuliani took it a step further: He basically suggested Trump would have had to pay for Russia to interfere on his behalf…”
We already know the Trump voters and the truth is they just don’t really care about us article from The Daily Kos. –
Until something America’s most corrupt-ever president* does affects them adversely, Trump’s moronic mini me’s don’t give a shit about everyone that opposes the fraudulent con artist they ‘elected,’ so there’s really no point in trying to understand them or getting along with them.
Why the Trump economy will go bust article from The Week. –
The economy will come crashing down for multiple reasons, including the fact that the most profoundly corrupt and inept president* in history is running it…
After insisting there were no contacts with Russians, team Trump now argues collusion isn’t a crime article from ThinkProgress. –
You can plainly see the desperation growing as our impotent imbecile’s so-called legal defense dubiously tries to claim that collusion isn’t a crime, which of course isn’t going to go well for the moron they’re defending.
Trump’s economic predictions aren’t just wrong; they’re counterproductive article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
Anyone who believes that a fraudulent con man who claimed bankruptcy multiple times is capable of running this country is almost as stupid as the moron in the White House:
“There was a staggering amount of nonsense emanating from the White House on Friday in response to the latest quarterly GDP data. The numbers looked great – 4.1% growth between April and June – but they were skewed by some one-time factors; economists expect much slower growth in the second half of the year; and quarterly growth and annual growth aren’t even close to being the same thing.
Donald Trump, his team, and their allies nevertheless launched a massive public-relations campaign rooted in shameless deceptions. It was as cynical a move as any this White House has made, counting on the public to be too ignorant to see through the bogus sales pitch.
But as it turns out, the president wanted to go a little further. New York magazine highlighted the second part of Trump’s p.r. strategy: setting expectations for the future.
[W]hen the Commerce Department revealed Friday that the U.S. economy had grown 4.1 percent last quarter, the president did not respond by cautiously tempering expectations for future growth. Instead, Trump assured Sean Hannity that the economy is “going to get better”; that he will cut the trade deficit in half; deliver 8-to-9 percent GDP growth; and turn the projected $1 trillion budget deficit into a surplus…”
Trump Is In Major Legal and Political Trouble – His Desperate Attempts to Escape Could Lead America to Catastrophe article from Alternet. –
The lengths our Mango Mussolini could go to in order to avoid accountability for creating the multitude of crises that are imploding his failed presidency could prove problematic, though extremely entertaining.
Trump And His Campaign Could Be Facing 10 Different Criminal Charges If They Conspired With Russia article from PoliticusUSA. –
Instead of calling it collusion, we should be calling it criminally conspiring – but regardless, it’s looking more and more like our Liar and Thief is guilty as hell:
Trump’s Increasingly Desperate Attacks on Mueller article from The Atlantic. –
After his moronic lawyer’s fail at claiming collusion isn’t a crime to defend the indefensible, our Marmalade Miscreant and his joke of a legal team are desperately trying to derail Mueller’s ongoing investigations into his crimes.
Giuliani Knows ‘Collusion’ Isn’t a Crime – But Conspiracy Is and Trump Looks Guiltier Today article from The Daily Beast. –
More on the joke that is our Ignoramus-in-Chief’s lawyer making him look even more guilty:
“Collusion” is not a federal crime, yet this morning Rudy Giuliani went on CNN to declare his client, President Donald Trump, not guilty of the non-crime of collusion. “Four months, they’re not going to be colluding with Russia, which I don’t even know if that’s a crime, colluding about Russians,” Giuliani said.
I do not think Giuliani is mistaken or ignorant of federal law. (Well, Trump himself might be, but not his lawyers). Giuliani, in the prime of his career, spent nearly two decades as a federal prosecutor. He charged and supervised thousands of cases and, like every other assistant U.S. attorney (I was one once, too), he probably dog-eared his copy of the federal statute book. I assure you, Giuliani knows there is no federal crime called “collusion.”
Here’s why Trump, Giuliani, and others keep using the term “collusion”: it’s good public relations strategy. Giuliani seems to have developed an impenetrable construct: create something that is not a federal offense, and then deny his client committed that non-existent federal offense. He might as well declare President Trump not guilty of the crime of scambaggery. Another tactical advantage of continuing to use the made-up crime of “collusion” is that it raises the bar on what conduct actually does constitute a crime. It just sounds and feels worse than the relatively mundane conduct that can, in fact, constitute a federal crime.
So if there’s no such thing as collusion, then what are we really talking about? It seems the closest thing to what Giuliani means when he talks about “collusion” is the actual federal crime of conspiracy. One federal statute, 18 U.S.C. § 371, makes it a crime to conspire to commit any other federal crime, and many other statutes carry their own sub-parts that criminalize conspiracy, or attempt, as well as the actual completed crime itself…”
Yes, Trump, shut down the government a month before the election. Do that article from The Daily Kos. –
If our Lord of the Lies is stupid enough to believe that shutting down the government over his delusional border wall is going to boost his failed presidency, he is in for one major let down.
‘This Was the Plan All Along’: With Workers’ Wages Falling, CEO’s Enjoy ‘Eye-Popping’ Payout From GOP Tax Scam article from Common Dreams. –
Yet more revelations that the Trump / GOP tax reform scam was nothing but a major con job to enrich their masters at our expense.
Bombshell new evidence offers ‘some of the strongest evidence to date implicating’ Trump in obstruction: report article from The Raw Story. –
More claims of highly incriminating evidence against our fraudulent Liar and Thief seems to exist and it’s in Mueller’s possession – if true, the end of his failed presidency could come sooner rather than later.
Rudy’s Attempt To Hide Second Trump Tower Meeting Proves Something Happened article from Crooks and Liars. –
Our gift that keeps on giving just keeps making this too easy and it’s going to cost his profoundly corrupt and ignorant ass everything:
“Morning Joe panelists were incredulous over the many television appearances yesterday by Rudy Giuliani.
“He told the Daily Beast last night he was heading off a story from the New York Times,” Mika Brzezinski said.
“Quoting from the report, Giuliani said that journalists included Maggie Haberman who reached out to the alleged pre-meeting meeting. Giuliani said he and Trump attorney Jay Sekulow spent a great deal of time on Sunday trying to run the story down. He says he believes they managed to, quote, shut it down and helped kill the story, yet speculated the journalists found other reasons not to run the item.
“For her part, Maggie Haberman said, ‘We don’t talk about sources but I have lost the thread of what the mayor is talking about…”
Trump’s ‘Fake News’ Propaganda Campaign Is Metastasizing article from Rolling Stone. –
How our fake president’s* war on fake news – gaslighting the NYT, misinformation about Infowars and Republican shadow bans, ‘witch hunt’ and no collusion, etc. is creating crises of truth and why it’s time to put an end to it as he continues growing more desperate to save his failed presidency.
Trump says collusion is not a crime as first Russia probe trial begins article from AOL News. –
Picking up where his incorrigibly inept shyster left off reveals just how desperate our Manchurian misfit is getting to deflect from the multitude of crimes he has committed.
Trump Threatens Iran to Distract From Russia Criticism and Appease Israel article from Truthout. –
Our demented delusionist loves creating and manipulating all kinds of distractions with his lies, propaganda, alternative facts, ignorant tweets and more so it stands to reason that he did indeed threaten Iran to deflect from him imminent demise as the investigations into his endless corruption gain ground and to appease Israel.
Abbreviated pundit roundup: Trump’s defense gets even more absurd article from The Daily Kos. –
Multiple breakdowns of the many reasons Trump’s dubious denials are getting ridiculous:
“We begin today’s roundup with Max Boot’s analysis of the Trump Team’s defense in the Mueller investigation:
What has been lacking so far is the “smoking gun.” Cohen may just supply it, if his purported testimony is credible and corroborated (admittedly big ifs). Indeed, Rudolph W. Giuliani, Trump’s lawyer, has gone from arguing that Trump didn’t know about the Trump Tower meeting to arguing that the then-candidate wasn’t present (which no one has alleged he was) — and from arguing that no collusion occurred to arguing that collusion, even if it occurred, is no big deal. This is his actual defense: “My client didn’t do it, and even if he did it, it’s not a crime.” […]
We are very, very close to the Putin Republicans arguing that they’re glad he worked with the Kremlin to beat “Crooked Hillary.” In fact, some MAGA-heads have already made this very case. It is, after all, the natural culmination of the hysteria of so many Trumpists. If you believe, as former White House aide Michael Anton argued, that the Democrats are the moral equivalent of the al-Qaeda terrorists who hijacked Flight 93, then anything is permissible to save the country. Even collusion with its enemies.
Reality check: It is not okay for the president and his minions to work with a foreign power to influence a U.S. election. It is shocking that this argument even has to be made…”
Ignore the president article from The Week. –
Our dysfunctional dumb ass thrives on all the attention he receives in the news media he routinely calls fake, despite all his bloviated bull shit denials to distract from his endless corruption, so ignoring him would probably piss him off.
Trump debuts new, incoherent talking point about collusion with Russia article from ThinkProgress. –
More on our dystopian dotard’s incoherent bluster about collusion not being a crime – unless of course you’re Hillary Clinton…
Scandalous Beyond a Reasonable Doubt article from The Atlantic. –
Trying to distract from the collusion revelations by changing the subject from political misconduct to legalistic parsing – regardless of the fact that his arguments are bogus – probably won’t end well for his ignorant Orange ass either.
Networks Ignore Trump Florida Rally As He Brags About The Number of Cameras Present article from PoliticusUSA. –
Our braggadocious Orange blowhard is so out of touch with reality that he thinks the TV networks can’t get enough of him:
“Every network but Fox News refused to cover his Florida rally, but Trump is so detached from reality that he thinks that the TV networks can’t get enough of him.
Trump said, “Fake news. Fake news. They are fake. Do you believe — look at this, every night it’s the same thing. Wouldn’t you think they would get tired of the speeches? Wouldn’t you think? And here’s one thing I will tell you. If they don’t get ratings, those speeches don’t go on, doesn’t matter. Look how many they have back there. They just can’t get enough. They can’t get enough. They cannot get enough.”…”
‘That This Even Has to Be Said Is Grotesque’: Judge Orders Trump Admin to Stop Drugging Migrant Children article from Common Dreams. –
Apparently terrorizing migrant children and their families isn’t enough so we have to drug and molest the children too if you’re part of Trump’s Gestapo.
WATCH: Donald Trump compares his presidency to Abe Lincoln’s at unhinged Tampa rally article and video from The Raw Story. –
As the world comes crashing down in Trump’s land of delusion, there is a very good reason TV networks won’t cover his bull shit rallies – his lies and falsehoods are only intended to rile up the moronic minions that support him and aren’t capable of making decisions themselves.
How Trump undermines the best part of his foreign policy article from Vox. –
Simply by being his profoundly ignorant self and opening his mouth.
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