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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with yet more confirmation that he is indeed an illegitimate president who appears to have had help in ‘winning’ the election despite massively losing the popular vote, the noose from his Russia scandal is tightening as his claims of ‘witch hunt’ have been blown away and it’s becoming blatantly obvious that he’s guilty as hell of what he’s being investigated for, our fake president’s* war on fake news continues as the world comes crashing down on his alternate reality in his land of delusion, our impotent imbecile sucking up to his hero on Twitter before his upcoming Helsinki love fest while ranting more delusions – again – to try and create more distractions, lots of information on our Marmalade Miscreant’s treasonous treachery while sucking up to his hero during the ‘summit’ with Putin in Helsinki and so much more.

Donald Trump is an illegitimate president – and here is why article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/donald-trump-illegitimate-president/

Being aided and abetted by his Russian cohorts in ‘winning’ the election despite massively losing the popular vote reveals just how illegitimate his presidency is.

Will Trump Keep Pushing Putin’s Lies About Attacking America? article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/will-trump-side-with-mueller-or-putin-on-russian-hackers

Of course he will – the only thing our Liar and Thief knows how to do is lie his ass off repeatedly and he’s incapable of ever telling the truth.

Mueller’s New Indictment of the Russian Hackers Is Full of Clues About Connections to Trump World article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/muellers-indictment-of-russian-hackers-is-full-of-clues-about-trumpworld.html

Our dimwitted dip shit’s delusions of ‘witch hunt’ are full of holes as mountains of evidence are making it appear that his delusions are pure fodder designed to distract from his momentous guilt.

Mueller Has The Goods – All of the Goods article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a22143324/russia-indictments-robert-mueller-collusion-donald-trump/

Our feckless fuhrer should start having more meltdowns as it’s becoming more obvious that he is guilty as hell of what he’s being investigated for:

“Goddamn them all.

Goddamn the hackers. Goddamn the journalists who laundered the pilfered material. Goddamn any of them who treated Roger Stone as a source, or as a cute prankster, instead of the nasty vandal he’s always been. Goddamn the pundits who chortled over the pilfered material. Goddamn the politicians who profited from the hacking. Goddamn the politicians who minimized the hacking. Goddamn the politicians who still stonewall about the hacking. Goddamn the “activists” who ranted about “McCarthyism” when anybody pointed out that the 2016 presidential election had been poisoned from afar. Goddamn them all as traitors, if not to the American nation, then to everything that ever made that nation worth the bother.

They conspired, wittingly or unwittingly. They colluded, wittingly or unwittingly. They are accessories, before and after the fact, to the hijacking of a democratic election. So, yes, goddamn them all.

Bob Mueller dropped the first of many shoes on Friday. Rod Rosenstein announced the indictment of 12 Russian intelligence officers on charges of helping to ratfck the 2016 presidential election under the noms de ratfck “DCLeaks” and “Guccifer 2.0.” Rosenstein went out of his way to say that no Americans were named in the indictment, so the White House grabbed onto that as though it were the last floating deck chair off the Lusitania. But it is very clear from the indictment that Mueller has the goods, all of the goods, and that nothing is going to slow him down or knock him off pace. (Notice how the indictment details how seriously the Russians took the president* appeal to them to find HRC’s “lost” emails.) The mills of the gods and all that…”

Emboldened by Trump, Proud Boys’ confrontations raise concers in the Northwest article from The Seattle Times. –
https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/rallying-around-trump-the-proud-boys-raise-their-pacific-northwest-profile/

Yet another shining example of one of the many detrimental ways our racist Mango Mussolini is infesting this country – and why it needs to be stopped.

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The fact that he and his administration never had any plan – or any intention for that matter – of reuniting migrant children and their families after terrorizing them all begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president*, how picking another corrupt ‘Justice’ in a desperate attempt to keep his treasonous ass out of jail only makes our gift that keeps on giving look more guilty, every day brings more distractions from our dimwitted dip shit to deflect from his never-ending scandals and intentions of selling this country out to fraudulent corporations that own him, news that Obama was named best lifetime president is really going to piss Trump off, why Trump is trying so hard to get on Putin’s good side – it has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with his personal financial gain, our Authoritarian Orange ass wipe fawns over being called ‘your excellency’ by his North Korean idol making his ‘historic summit’ look even more farcical, how to deal with and stop the misinformation coming from our Lord of the Lies and his Ministry of Propaganda, Trump’s asinine claims of ‘witch hunt’ and ‘no collusion’ keep getting blown out of the water on a regular basis and much more.

The Trump Administration Had No Plan To Reunite Migrant Families They Separated article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/the-trump-administration-had-no-plan-to-reunite-migrant-families-they-separated/

Our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator and his gestapo never had any plan – or any intention – of reuniting migrant children with their families after terrorizing them.

Trump opens NATO summit with fact-free breakfast rant against Germany article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/trump-opens-nato-summit-fact-free-breakfast-rant-germany/

Once again America’s worst-ever president* makes us look extremely foolish by egregiously – and probably knowingly – lying his ass off and ranting his delusions at the NATO summit.

Brett Kavanaugh Was a Mistake article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/brett-kavanaugh-supreme-court-donald-trump-just-handed-democrats-a-gift.html

How picking another corrupt Supreme Court ‘Justice’ replacement to try and keep his treasonous ass out of jail makes our gift that keeps on giving look more guilty.

Trump’s line on hiring foreign workers gets a little more awkward article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-line-hiring-foreign-workers-gets-little-more-awkward

The hypocrisy of our dimwitted dip shit bitching about halting immigration while wanting to hire more immigrants for Mar-a-Lago is quite revealing:

“To hear Donald Trump tell it, curtailing illegal immigration to the United States isn’t enough. The president has also argued that the country has to cut legal immigration because foreign workers are taking American jobs and undermining domestic wage growth.

It’s awfully difficult to take this rhetoric seriously when one of Trump’s high-profile businesses keeps hiring more foreign workers. The Washington Post updated its previous reporting on this last night:

President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club has asked permission to hire 78 foreign workers to serve as cooks, waiters and housekeepers during this winter’s social season in Palm Beach, Fla., according to Labor Department data.

The club – a for-profit business, which also serves as Trump’s weekend home and “Winter White House” – submitted applications to hire 21 cooks, 40 waiters and 17 housekeepers from overseas. After working from October to May, the workers would return home…”

King Trump article from CounterPunch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/07/11/king-trump/

On the many ways our fascist Mango Mussolini is starting to get noticed for his authoritarian tendencies and dreams.

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Today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* begin with his committing yet another potential act of Treason by demanding no written historical record of his ‘summit’ with his Russian Master – in large part so he can lie his ass off about this farcical summit too, trying to stack the ‘Supreme’ Court with corrupt justices in his image to help him avoid accountability for his high crimes and misdemeanors probably won’t help Trump that much, questioning our Mango Mussolini’s definition of draining the swamp as it has grown exponentially since he was ‘elected’, pondering the point of a Trump rally in 2018, Trump’s hypocritical duplicity on immigration and sexual deviancy are astounding and so much more.

Trump wants no historical record of his opening talks with Putin at summit article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/7/3/1777756/-Trump-wants-no-historical-record-of-his-opening-talks-with-Putin-at-summit

Can’t imagine why our treasonous illegitimate president wouldn’t want a historical record of him kissing his Authoritarian Master’s ass…

CNN unravels the ‘mind numbing’ source of Trump’s latest Obama conspiracy article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/cnn-unravels-mind-numbing-source-trumps-latest-obama-conspiracy/

Our dimwitted dip shit loves partaking in and creating conspiracy theories regardless of how remarkably ignorant they may be – which appeals to a large number of those that comprise his minority of moronic minions that support him.

Trump Docket: New justice could sway court on president’s personal cases article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/07/05/trump-supreme-court-personal-692403

America’s most corrupt-ever president* wants to stack the corrupt ‘Supreme’ Court with justices that will illegally help him avoid accountability for all the high crimes and misdemeanors he has committed.

The Clown Who Plays King article from Crooks and Liars. –
https://crooksandliars.com/2018/07/clown-who-plays-king

The New York Daily News has a new cover worth checking out that shows our marmalade miscreant dressed like a clown wearing a crown – which captures Herr Frump’s incompetence completely:

“One imagines that outrage factories like Breitbart, The Washington Examiner, The Daily Caller, Fox News, etc wouldn’t be upset with this image so much, as they would with the idea that Trump and other collaborators with him are trying to overthrow American values.

Nor would they find the Daily News editorial at all to their liking, with passages such as this:

Enter the current occupant of the White House, who devotes this nation’s potent energies to barricading the borders, to separating refuge-seeking mothers from children, to ordering parents to leave the country with or without their kids now that a court has ordered their reunion.

Among them weep parents who assured their children before parting that they would see them soon, wherever they were going, in vain attempt to cushion the void…”

How Trump weaponized fake news — and changed the rules for fact checkers article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-weaponized-fake-news-changed-rules-fact-checkers-090032576.html

Our fake president’s* war on fake news has proved costly given there are so many idiots that are stupid enough to believe his lying ass, but it’s not difficult to weaponize the truth and use it against him either…

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The truth about his dwindling popularity begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as he has never been and never will be as popular as his polls suggest, the depths of endless profound corruption and complete ineptitude from our demented delinquent and his fraudulent family are truly remarkable, Trump’s Ministry of Propaganda is working overtime to desperately keep his treasonous Orange ass out of trouble, history will not judge Trump or his followers kindly, Trump’s life has been one massive fraudulent failure after another and his presidency will be no different, why it is imperative to start recognizing and calling our Marmalade Miscreant’s lies and corrupt criminal actions what they are regardless of how pissed off his ignorant ass gets, for once in his life our Liar and Thief accidentally admitted the truth plus much more.

Is Trump really winning? The truth about the president’s popularity article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jul/01/donald-trump-polls-popularity-approval-rating

The polls showing our dimwitted dip shit’s popularity hanging around 41 percent are misleading which is one of the many reasons he is and always will be an illegitimate minority-elect president*.

Trump’s Ineptitude Is No Joke article from Bloomberg News. –
https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-07-02/donald-trump-s-ineptitude-is-no-joke

A partial list of reasons – there are MANY MORE – that America’s most corrupt-ever president* is unfit to be in office and should have been removed long ago.

After Getting Hosed by Kim Jong-Un in Singapore, Trump Does Putin’s Bidding Ahead of Their Helsinki Summit article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/after-getting-hosed-kim-jong-un-singapore-trump-does-putins-bidding-ahead-their-helsinki-summit

Trump’s farcical ‘historic summit’ with North Korea was a bust so now he’s desperately trying to make everyone believe his Russian Master doesn’t own him and that there was no collusion – despite mountains of evidence showing that there actually was – and his upcoming ass kissing summit with Putin will also be a bust…

Zero Tolerance for Internment Camps article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/zero-tolerance-internment-camps/

Terrorizing migrant children and their families by Herr Frump and his Gestapo will probably be okayed by our corrupt ‘Supreme’ Court so it’s up to us to put an end to it:

“Donald Trump has been in power for less than two years, and already, discrimination is a legal norm in America. As a nation, we’ve lost our standing in the international community. We’re continuing our country’s long history of ripping families of color apart. We’re rejecting refugees fleeing violence in their home countries, even as we provide the weapons to fuel endless wars. We’ve endured several different versions of travel bans aimed at Muslims, and gutted voting=rights protections that ensure our ability to hold leaders accountable for their actions, or inaction.

The Supreme Court of the United States’ decision to uphold Trump’s Muslim ban this week endangers many members of the communities I come from and work with as much as it affects the people arriving at our shores or our borders. It throws people into the same broken immigration system, and forces them into detention centers, full of fear that they will never see their sons, daughters, grandmothers, or cousins again.

There is nothing more heartbreaking than being kept away from your family. Donald Trump’s “zero-tolerance” policy exploits this pain in dark ways, but the Supreme Court is as complicit as Congress and the white supremacists lurking behind the scenes. The Court was established to balance unchecked power in our government, but under this administration it has become a tool for dismantling rights enshrined in our Constitution. Sadly, the majority’s decision to turn a blind eye to Trump’s rhetoric and clearly expressed intent to discriminate isn’t surprising.

And if the White House is doing its part to attack our communities with these policies, the Supreme Court upholds them, and the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) brings those policies to life…”

UNPRESIDENTED – A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 75th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Medium. –
https://medium.com/rantt/a-complete-breakdown-of-donald-trumps-75th-unpresidented-week-as-potus-77c1dc20c97b

A look at our demented delinquent’s most recent failed week in office after being given dubious victories by our thoroughly corrupt ‘Supreme’ Court.

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The fact that it’s time to start recognizing him for what he is and calling it criminal begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as he lashes out at people picking on his Gestapo personnel in public places because of his crimes and terrorism against migrant children and families, why it’s time for a long hard look at the reason U.S. trust in their government is virtually non-existent, why it’s important to give our feckless fuhrer and his illegitimate Gestapo a taste of their own medicine for supporting terrorism of migrant children and all the other massive crimes he keeps committing, our illegitimate president’s* Russia scandal is about to get a lot more interesting, Trump’s totalitarian tendencies are pissing a lot of people off, with the Courts and Institutions failing us by enabling the corruption of our mendacious Mango Mussolini it has become glaringly evident that stopping it is up to us and so much more.

This Is Just the Beginning article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/this-is-just-the-beginning-1827099100

When people like our demented delinquent who wield great power – albeit illegitimately – get a taste of what having great power wielded against them feels like, especially when it’s because of the crimes against humanity they’ve committed, including terrorizing migrant children, they have absolutely no ground to stand on and complain about it.

The Orange Elephant in the Room article from Medium. –
https://medium.com/s/trustissues/the-orange-elephant-in-the-room-5bf6f6fb2b7c

Why it’s time for a long hard look at the reason U.S. trust in their government is virtually non-existent, our national embarrassment and those that support him and do something about it.

Donald Trump is the most un-American president in living memory article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2018/jun/26/donald-trump-immigration-most-un-american-president

How our dimwitted dip shit has surrendered U.S. values with his words, thoughts and actions on immigration by terrorizing children and destroying families.

A Short List of Giant Failures Brought to America by Donald Trump article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/short-list-giant-failures-brought-america-donald-trump

The lies by America’s worst-ever president* about how he alone can fix things are becoming painfully evident:

“The core concept that Donald Trump sold to his supporters was this: I alone. As in “I alone can do it.” Trump campaigned on the idea that any effort to conduct nuanced and detailed policy made for a “weak” position. Instead, everything should be trusted to Trump. Because, as stated by Trump and cataloged by the Washington Post, Trump knows more about just about everything than “anyone else on Earth” including trade, infrastructure, defense, immigration, and the economy. What better thing to do than anoint the guy who knows more about war than the generals and more about science than the scientists and more about money than the bankers to solve all America’s issues?

Trump has maintained this position since taking office, insisting that he doesn’t need to prepare for meetings, or delve into details of policies. All that matters is the “one-on-one” of his relationships with other leaders and those big, simple themes. That, and his “very good genes.”

So … why is it all going so badly? Here’s a very short list of some very large things that are going very wrong under Donald Trump.

FOREIGN RELATIONS
There’s no other area in which Trump’s destructive, selfish, and stubbornly unprepared actions have brought on disaster like the area of foreign policy. By insisting that everything can be handled in the same way as he might negotiate the sale of a condo, Trump has wrecked relationships between the United States and our closest, most consistent allies. His ugly treatment of both Canada and the U.K., and his eager embrace of dictators from China, Russia, and North Korea show clearly that Trump will take a murderous autocrat who flatters him ahead of a democratic leader who tries to correct Trump’s misconceptions…”

There’s Nothing Wrong With Treating an Asshole Like an Asshole article from The Root. –
https://www.theroot.com/theres-nothing-wrong-with-treating-an-asshole-like-an-a-1827112202

Why it’s important to give our feckless fuhrer and his illegitimate Gestapo a taste of their own medicine for supporting his terrorism of migrant children and all the other massive crimes he keeps committing.

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Today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* begin with his hometown newspaper publishing a picture with the caption ‘Pee Brain’ as his melt down over former FBI Director James Comey’s book begins, a large majority of Americans aren’t buying our dimwitted dip shit’s lies about Mueller and want him to be allowed to finish his ongoing investigations, once again our dysfunctional dumb ass decided to commit more war crimes by bombing Syria in retaliation of unsubstantiated accusations of gas attacks with no evidence whatsoever, war crimes and pardons are the reflection of a felonious fake president trying to distract from his impending implosion, the multitude of lies being used to justify committing more war crimes, trying to act presidential while committing more war crimes will not work in saving Trump plus a lot more.

Donald Trump’s Hometown Newspaper Just Burned Him With A Savage Nickname article from The Huffington Post. –
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ny-daily-news-trump-pee-cover_us_5ad01136e4b0edca2cb81e0f

His home town newspaper gives our malignant minority-elect president* a new nickname – Pee Brain.

Majorities back investigations of Trump from Russia to alleged hush money (POLL) article from Good Morning America on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/majorities-back-investigations-trump-russia-alleged-hush-money-110105133–abc-news-topstories.html

By more than 2 to 1 margins Americans want to get to the truth about Trump’s criminal endeavors, which speaks volumes about how ‘popular’ Trump is.

The Most Important News out of Jim Comey’s Explosive New Book article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/04/the-most-important-news-out-of-jim-comeys-explosive-new-book/

There are a lot more revelations about our dimwitted dip shit than golden showers and little hands…

American mainstream rejects Trump’s condemnation of Mueller probe article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/american-mainstream-rejects-trumps-condemnation-mueller-probe

More on how the majority of Americans aren’t buying Trump’s demonization of Mueller over his Russia scandal and criminal investigations and actually believes he needs to be allowed to complete them:

“At a certain level, public-opinion polls on federal criminal investigations seem unimportant. After all, law-enforcement officials are not politicians, and while they serve the public’s interests, they also have a job to do that has little to do with popular will.

That said, I tend to keep an eye on polling related to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s probe, not because public attitudes should shape the direction of the investigation, but because I’m interested in whether the Republican campaign to undermine public confidence in the probe is working.

Donald Trump, for example, has characterized the investigation itself as “illegal” and “corrupt.” His allies in Congress and conservative media have mounted a spirited campaign against Mueller, the FBI, and the Justice Department, which collectively have become a bete noire for the right.

The American mainstream isn’t buying it…”

Trump ‘pee tape’ alibi contradicted by testimony of his personal bodyguard article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-pee-tape-alibi-contradicted-by-testimony-of-his-personal-bodyguard-4d2ed2d05c33/

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