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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 229

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with the damage being done to his businesses as his corruption scandals continue tanking his already failing presidency, the many reasons why Trump is going down and will not recover from the endless cesspool of corruption that is his illegitimate presidency, echoing Nixon by abusing the power of his office to take down personal enemies is going to prove disastrous for our dimwitted dip shit, record-setting $178 billion stock buyback boom offers yet more evidence that Trump’s tax reform plan was nothing but a fraudulent scam, how our big Orange turd ball’s ignorant tweets are going to come back and bite him in the ass, using a conspiracy theory of someone spying on his campaign as a distraction won’t bode well for our demented delusionist, our national embarrassment’s lifetime of profound corruption coupled with the fact that his profoundly ignorant ass is in the White House is this country’s biggest scandal and a lot more.

Donald Trump’s Business Empire Is No Longer Growing article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/05/donald-trumps-business-empire-is-no-longer-growing/

The damage being done to our impotent imbecile’s businesses is becoming noticeable as his profound corruption continues imploding his already failed presidency.

How Trump Assaults the Very Language of American Democracy with Every Word He Utters article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/how-trump-assaults-very-language-american-democracy-every-word-he-utters

Having an illegitimate, Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator in the White House who is highly illiterate is sad but extremely entertaining.

Trump’s latest ‘Watergate’ appears to be as misguided as his others article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-latest-watergate-appears-be-misguided-his-others

America’s worst-ever president* is starting to lose what little is left of his demented mind as the pressure from his corruption scandals continue so he’s desperately creating distractions – and failing miserably.

The mind-boggling corruption of Trump Inc. article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/773708/mindboggling-corruption-trump

America’s most corrupt-ever president* is drowning in his own self-inflicted cesspool of corruption that just keeps growing exponentially:

“Another week in the Donald Trump presidency, another handful of days so stuffed full of sordid and highly complicated stories that even journalists have trouble keeping track of what’s going on.

But the thread tying all the latest news together — from Trump lawyer Michael Cohen’s sundry exploits, to Trump’s ongoing presidential profiteering, to the Russia investigation — is corruption. The Trump administration will surely go down as one of the most — if not the most — rotten in American history.

Let’s roll this most recent bit of tape. Ronan Farrow, who has become one of the signature investigative reporters of the Trump presidency, revealed at The New Yorker why somebody leaked the notorious financial reports of Michael Cohen showing that he had been given fantastically large sums of money from AT&T, Novartis, and a Russian oligarch-connected LLC. This information came from a “suspicious activity report” (SAR), which is something a bank files with the Treasury Department when they suspect something fishy is going on with a customer.

It turns out the source is a law enforcement official, and he released the SAR after he discovered that two more SARs detailing $3 million of additional similar transactions had somehow vanished from the Treasury Department’s database. The source told Farrow that he feared that someone within Treasury was withholding the documents for political reasons, and thus released the one he had…”

Trump is ‘going down’ – and here are all the reasons why article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trump-going-reasons/

Because his entire illegitimate, fake presidency is nothing but felonies, fraud and lies that are profoundly compounded by stupidity and endless corruption.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The endless probes into Trump’s growing cesspool of corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president*, digging in to face the growing list of criminal charges from his lackluster lame duck presidency, the many ways our Liar in Thief is purposely trying to destroy the Federal government, why Trump has the leakiest White House ever, our demented delusionist actually believes he’ll be able to put an end to the Mueller investigations, Trump’s felonious rap sheet continues growing exponentially, the new adventures of dumb and dumber are proving quite entertaining, the mystery of the missing millions in donations to Trump’s inauguration campaign that just disappeared plus a lot more.

The Trump labyrinth article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/772720/trump-labyrinth

On the growing probes into America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* endless cesspool of criminal activities that keep spurring more investigations into his profoundly corrupt, failed presidency.

Team Trump Plans to Go on ‘War Footing’ to Fend Off Impeachment: It Could Backfire Big Time article from Truthout. –
http://www.truth-out.org/news/item/44472-team-trump-plans-to-go-on-war-footing-to-fend-off-impeachment-it-could-backfire-big-time

If Trump’s past legal defense is any indication, his ignorance will end up backfiring big time.

Trump Is Destroying Himself By Demanding That The White House Never Apologize article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/14/trump-is-destroying-himself-by-demanding-that-the-white-house-never-apologize.html

Actually our dimwitted dip shit’s actions – compounded by profound stupidity – have been destroying him for decades, now it’s just catching up to him.

UNPRESIDENTED – A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 68th Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt. –
https://rantt.com/a-complete-breakdown-of-donald-trumps-68th-unpresidented-week-as-potus/

A look at the latest week of our nefarious narcissist’s incompetent corruption filled week in office:

“Willing to turn on its allies at a moment’s notice.

Making consequential foreign policy decisions based on a foundation of lies.

Eager to decimate a decade’s worth of diplomacy to fulfill a campaign promise.

Its leader consumed in counterintelligence, corruption, and ethics investigations and is hell-bent on obstructing those investigations…”

Conservative Columnist Truth Bombs Trump, ‘Soulless People Working for Soulless President’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/14/rubin-soulless-trump.html

Why our Lord of the Lies is more upset about the truth of his aide insulting John McCain being leaked rather than what was said:

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with his so-called Defense shyster Rudy Giuliani implicating him even more in his ongoing corruption scandals while trying to defend him, the damage being done to this country by America’s worst-ever president* is making us look extremely foolish, how virtually every facet of Trump’s life is nothing but a con that’s close to imploding his failed presidency once and for all, making history for all the wrong reasons as his endless lies keep piling up, the stars of the new adventures of dumb and dumber actually believe the president is above the law, to see how corrupt Trump and his ilk are one simply needs to follow the money, our fake president’s war on fake news takes a new turn as it pisses him off that the media is calling him out on his lies and corruption – making a major dent in his alternate reality, evidence suggests Trump is a money launderer – and if you follow the money from his businesses you’ll see he has been for decades and a lot more.

Rudy Giuliani Makes Trump Look Guilty As Sin In New Disaster Interview article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/06/rudy-giuliani-trump-fifth-amendment.html

The new adventures of dumb and dumber keep digging our corrupt gift that keeps on giving president* a deeper hole that he’ll never get out of:

Trump’s Aides Hired Israeli Spy Team to Help Discredit American Negotiators of the Iran Deal: Report article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/trumps-aides-hired-israeli-spy-team-help-discredit-american-negotiators-iran-deal-report

Our dysfunctional Orange dumb ass is trying desperately to find dirt on his predecessor and those in his cabinet responsible for negotiating the Iran nuclear deal so they can blame it on Obama when he derails it.

The Damage of Trump’s Low-Bar Presidenty Is Worse Than You Think article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-damage-of-trumps-low-bar-presidency-is-worse-than-you-think

The damage being done by America’s worst-ever president* is making us look extremely foolish.

Is there a tyrant among us? What would Shakespeare say? article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/tyrant-among-us-shakespeare-say-090041055.html

On the similarities of our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator to his hero:

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“A cynical demagogue achieves the height of power through deceit and treachery, and proceeds to rule ruthlessly. Brooding, suspicious, and captive of his own angry whims, he dismisses or alienates the very allies who helped his rise, until he must face, virtually alone, the righteous retribution of those he has exploited and wronged.

Sound familiar? It should: It is the plot of one of Shakespeare’s best-known plays, Richard III, which also forms the heart of a new book by the scholar and Pulitzer-prize-winning author Stephen Greenblatt, Tyrant: Shakespeare on Politics. Any resemblance to current events or personalities is strictly intentional.

But why consult Shakespeare? What can he tell us about our own situation that we haven’t heard from, say, Rachel Maddow? Nothing explicit, certainly, given the vast difference between the leader of a 21st century republic and the rulers that Shakespeare, and Greenblatt, examine: 15th century English monarchs, Julius Caesar, and the quasi-legendary kings Macbeth and Lear. As Greenblatt stipulates in an interview: “Shakespeare is not great because he’s relevant; he’s relevant because he’s great. The immediate occasion [for writing the book] has to do with our current political climate. But not in a direct way. It’s absurd to think that someone writing 400 years ago is addressing contemporary American politics.”

Even so, contemporary American politics is the subtext of almost every chapter. If anything, the comparison between Richard and a certain American political figure — whose name does not appear in the book — is overdetermined. Here is how Greenblatt introduces Richard (the character, not the historical king): “He is pathologically narcissistic and supremely arrogant. He has a grotesque sense of entitlement, never doubting that he can do whatever he chooses. . . . He expects absolute loyalty, but he is incapable of gratitude. The feelings of others mean nothing to him. He has no natural grace, no sense of shared humanity, no decency.”…”

The closer one looks at Trump’s finances, the louder the questions become article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/the-closer-one-looks-trumps-finances-the-louder-the-questions-become

The Russia scandal may not bring him down, but the obstructions of justice and the fraudulent financial crimes will.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with his phony trade war and why it will inevitably come back to bite his big orange ignorant ass, the lies just keep coming from America’s most corrupt-ever president* as his multitude of scandals continue sinking his failed presidency, the new adventures of dumb and dumber to defend Trump continue – and will become more entertaining with each passing day, the endless corruption of the Trump cabal, our pussy grabbing president* suddenly believes abstinence is a good thing despite previously bragging about his alleged sexual prowess, many of those that voted for our Lord of the Lies are realizing they made a serious mistake and a lot more.

Trump’s Phony Trade War article from CounterPunch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/05/03/trumps-phony-trade-war/

As with everything else, our dysfunctional dumb ass doesn’t know what he’s doing in starting a ‘trade war’ and it will end up coming back to bite his ignorant big Orange ass.

It’s been another tough week for Trump and the truth article from Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/news/another-tough-week-trump-truth-201516841.html

The more his scandals continue engulfing his failed presidency, the more lies our dimwitted dip shit tells and it has been a really rough week for him.

Crooked Trump? article from The New York Review of books.
https://www.nybooks.com/articles/2018/05/24/crooked-trump-legal-swamp/

What to do when handling a president as corrupt as Trump and how the legal battles could play out.

The Feds Tapped Michael Cohen’s Phone and Intercepted at Least One White House Call article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/feds-tapped-michael-cohens-phone-and-intercepted-least-one-white-house-call

The hits just keep coming for our demented delinquent as there may be more evidence for Mueller to use against him:

“Federal officials have been wiretapping Trump “fixer” Michael Cohen for weeks, according to a new report from NBC News.

Citing two sources, NBC News reports that the wiretap “was in place in the weeks leading up to the raids on Cohen’s offices, hotel room, and home in early April.”

Additionally, NBC News’ sources say that at least one call made between Cohen and the White House was intercepted, although it’s not clear that Cohen spoke directly with President Donald Trump in the intercepted call.

Although investigators have revealed in the past that they have conducted secret searches of Cohen’s email archives, this is the first time that it’s been revealed that officials had been tapping Cohen’s phones as well…”

Wake Up to Trump, Distraction and War with Iran article from Common Dreams. –
https://www.commondreams.org/views/2018/05/03/wake-trump-distraction-and-war-iran

Illegally attacking Syria didn’t work so now Trump and his cabal are planning on illegally attacking Iran for Israel.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

How his endless lies have increased by almost 33 percent after his first 100 days begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* who keeps lying even more as his corruption implodes his failed presidency, shooting himself in the foot – once again – by eviscerating his legal argument for the Muslim Ban, our dysfunctional dumb ass president* and his ilk have gone from saying there was never any collusion to saying there was never any collusion involving him, why Trump is incapable of stopping himself from obstructing justice, fighting a battle with Mueller that he can’t win – especially since it’s blatantly obvious that he’s guilty as hell, how having a corrupt moron on his legal team will prove devastating to the corrupt moron in the White House plus lots more.

Trump’s Rate of Lying Has Increased Almost 33 Percent Since Ranking After First 100 Days article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/trumps-rate-lying-has-increased-almost-33-percent-ranking-after-first-100-days

The lies keep growing exponentially as his growing scandals and corruption engulfs our dimwitted dip shit’s failed presidency.

Trump’s big mouth just undercut his own administration’s defense of the Muslim Ban article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-undercut-administrations-defense-of-muslim-ban-6126e4fba865/

Once again our Liar and Thief just shot himself in the foot and put his legal defense of his illegal Muslim Ban in jeopardy due to his chronic stupidity.

Rachel Maddow Just Asked The One Question That Blew The Lid Off Of Trump/Russia Collusion article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/01/rachel-maddow-just-asked-the-one-question-that-blew-the-lid-off-of-trump-russia-collusion.html

Why have America’s worst-ever president* and the miscreants he calls his administration gone from saying there was never any collusion to saying there was never any collusion involving Trump?:

Trump’s Game of Sneaky Leaks: Is He Playing the New York Times The Same Way Russia Did? article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/trumps-game-sneaky-leaks-he-playing-new-york-times-same-way-russia-did

Trump is famous for leaking things to draw attention away from his endless criminal acts and deceptions:

“In her new book, “Chasing Hillary,” New York Times reporter Amy Chozick admits that she and other mainstream media reporters were duped by foreign propaganda. In a chapter titled “How I Became an Unwitting Agent of Russian Intelligence,” Chozick confesses that she and her Times colleagues allowed the need for attention — and clicks — to guide their decision to forefront largely unimportant information obtained from email hacks of Hillary Clinton’s staff. Those leaks were likely the work of Russian agents, who fed the information to the newspaper (by way of Julian Assange and WikiLeaks) in order to feed a false narrative that Clinton was duplicitous and untrustworthy.

“[N]othing hurt worse than my own colleagues calling me a de facto instrument of Russian intelligence,” she wrote. “The worst part was they were right.”

Perhaps after failing democracy in the worst way, you might think staff at the New York Times had learned their lesson. This week there’s reason to be worried that they didn’t — and not because of reporter Maggie Haberman’s feigned umbrage over the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, in an apparent effort to ingratiate herself with White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. (As bad as that was.) The real concern is that the Times is getting played by the Trump administration in almost the same way it got played by the Russians, which suggests the Gray Lady’s staffers are still allowing the desire for breaking news to trump their civic duty.

At issue is a recent story from Michael Schmidt about a list of questions that Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly wants to ask Trump, many of them focused on questions of possible collusion with Russian agents or attempts to obstruct justice. The story isn’t all that surprising in itself, but it nonetheless has that frisson of intrigue guaranteed to drive traffic: Secret documents obtained from anonymous sources, the suggestion that the Russia investigation is on the verge of a breakthrough, a hint that the president himself may soon be in the hot seat. As I write this on Tuesday evening, the story has been at the top of the Times homepage for nearly a full day, and became the basis for a dramatic episode of the popular podcast “The Daily.”…”

Trump is simply incapable of stopping himself from obstructing justice article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trump-simply-incapable-stopping-obstructing-justice/

Just as he is incapable of ever telling the truth and much of it has to do with his endless corruption which will destroy what little is left of his failed presidency.

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