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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with his giving his critics more ammunition to compare him to a tinpot dictator wrapping himself in the flag while ignorantly claiming faux patriotism that only resulted in making him look extremely foolish, putting his faith in conspiracy theories and propaganda really shows the true depths of his ignorance – which explains all the delusions over the investigations that are going to take him down, how our Twitter tyrant’s tirades, conspiracy theories and other distractions routinely fool his moronic minions that are still stupid enough to support him, Trump revealed that he knows absolutely nothing about history – except for the part about stealing from the public while enriching himself and his fraudulent friends as he keeps trying to take the country back to the Gilded Age while emulating Nazi Germany, Trump is desperately trying to make his despotic delusions of grandeur become a reality but, like everything else he does, will fail miserably and much more.

Trump’s ‘celebration of America’ in lieu of cancelled Eagles gala fails to shine article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jun/05/trump-white-house-philadelphia-eagles-visit

Giving more ammunition to critics that compare our dimwitted dip shit to a tinpot dictator wrapping himself in the flag while ignorantly claiming faux patriotism only accomplished one thing: making him look extremely foolish.

Trump starts the morning by admitting obstruction and threatening the Inspector General article from The DailY Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/6/5/1769501/-Trump-starts-the-morning-by-admitting-obstruction-and-threatening-the-Inspector-General

Being a Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator is proving detrimental to our delusional leader as he keeps digging himself a deeper hole that he’ll never get out of.

Trump Tweet Blames Sessions For Mueller’s ‘Witch Hunt’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/06/05/trump-tweet-blames-sessions-for-muellers-witch-hunt.html

Still – as always – blaming everyone else but himself for his endless circus of corruption investigations and trying to find a way out of taking accountability.

Trump Is Pursuing a National Anthem-Kneeling Feud With a Team Whose Players Didn’t Kneel During the National Anthem article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/06/philadelphia-eagles-didnt-kneel-during-anthem-contra-trump-statement.html

Yet more evidence that our demented delinquent’s bogus patriotism used to try and disguise his flagrant racism is gaining attention for all the wrong reasons:

“President A Big Baby announced abruptly on Monday night that he’d disinvited the Super Bowl champion Philadelphia Eagles from a planned Tuesday White House celebration on the grounds that they “disagree with their president because he insists that they proudly stand for their National Anthem, hand on heart.”

The casual reader might assume from such language that some members of the Eagles team that won the title had, like other NFL players, knelt during the playing of the national anthem last season to protest police brutality. But it turns out this is not the case: In fact, as a February article in the conservative Washington Times noted, the Eagles were one of only seven NFL teams that didn’t have any players kneel during the anthem over the course of the 2017–18 schedule. One image of a kneeling Eagles player that’s circulated online since Trump made his announcement is of a cornerback who wasn’t on the team last year; Fox News’ report on the issue featured photos of kneeling Eagles that turned out to have been taken while they were praying, not while the anthem was playing. (Some black Eagles players did raise their fists during the anthem last year as a gesture of solidarity, but they remained standing while doing so.)

A more likely explanation for the cancellation is that Trump learned that almost no one was going to show up. (Several Eagles players have been critical of Trump in the past, and other athletes have skipped White House appearances for nonpolitical reasons.) This is from a well-connected ESPN reporter:

Latest Trump attack on Russia investigation comes directly from conspiracy websites article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/latest-trump-attack-on-russian-investigation-comes-directly-from-conspiracy-websites-6f4fd202937e/

Having a moronic, incompetent conspiracy theorist living in the White House that gets his false information from bogus web sites and his Ministry of Propaganda is proving disastrous for Trump.

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Our gift that keeps on giving is making this too easy: The delusions of being above the law becoming more commonplace begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as he will soon find out just how incorrect he is, a look back at our marmalade miscreant’s most recent disastrous week as his presidency continues to implode, Trump – like Nixon was – is wrong about being able to pardon himself, the growing desperation – conspiracy theories, Twitter meltdowns to create distractions, etc. – are going to greatly intensify his imminent implosion, Trump’s Ministry of Propaganda – FOX faux news – came out on live TV and totally destroyed his lie about being able to pardon himself, our demented delusionist keeps talking about how patriotic he is and he doesn’t even know the words to the National Anthem or God Bless America and so much more.

Trump’s Authoritarian Movement Is Reaching an Inevitable Conclusion article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a21068275/trump-above-the-law-authoritarian/

The delusions of our dimwitted dip shit are becoming more commonplace just in time for his ass to be removed due to his multitude of corruption charges.

White House says Trump is not above the law article from The Hill. –
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/390604-white-house-says-trump-is-not-above-the-law

The White House constantly contradicts our national embarrassment’s lies but this time they’re correct – except for the assertion that he didn’t interfere in the Russia investigation or obstruct justice many times…

UNPRESIDENTED – A Complete Breakdown Of Donald Trump’s 71st Unpresidented Week As POTUS article from Rantt. –
https://medium.com/rantt/a-complete-breakdown-of-donald-trumps-71st-unpresidented-week-as-potus-8fad7967da78

A look back at our marmalade miscreant’s most recent disastrous week as his presidency continues to implode.

Here’s what legal scholars say about Trump’s self-proclaimed ‘right’ to pardon himself article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-cannot-pardon-himself-864b584dafce/

Nixon said the same thing and he too was wrong and if Trump did try to dubiously pardon himself he would most likely be removed from office:

“President Trump started off his Monday morning in style, tweeting that he has the “absolute right” to pardon himself for any crime.

You know he is serious because the word pardon is in all caps. But is he right?

On August 5, 1974, Mary Lawton, the Acting Assistant Attorney General, examined the question of whether the president can pardon himself. The president at the time was Richard Nixon…”

Yes, Mueller Can Subpoena Trump. No, Trump Can’t Pardon Himself. article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/06/04/yes-mueller-can-subpoena-trump-no-trump-cant-pardon-himself.html

Emulating Nixon is going to prove fatal for America’s worst-ever president* as he will soon find out:

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent-minority elect president* with most Americans thinking that having a moronic Twitter tyrant who is incapable of speaking or spelling above a 4th grade level is making America look extremely foolish, the world is onto the fact that America’s worst-ever president* is pushing bogus conspiracy theories to try and save his ass as he inches closer to going down, yet again the more our moronic Orange misfit opens his ignorant mouth to proclaim his innocence, the more guilty he makes himself appear, how being factually precise and emotionally restrained is the best way to deal with the big Orange turd ball and the minority of minions that support him, Trump is above the law in his land of delusion but reality will pop that bubble in the near future, our marmalade miscreant and his legal team are trying desperately to avoid accountability for his criminal actions, Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur created his latest meltdown when he blew up because the FBI and DOJ didn’t notify him that he was under investigation plus much more.

Most Americans Think Trump’s Tweeting Is Bad – For Him and For America article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/31/most-americans-think-trumps-tweeting-is-bad-for-him-and-for-america.html

Having a moronic Twitter tyrant that can’t speak or spell above a 4th grade level that looks foolish every time he Tweets something is making us all look extremely bad.

Rantt Rundown: With Sessions Feud, Trump Continues To Build His Own Obstruction Case article from Rantt. –
https://rantt.com/rantt-rundown-with-sessions-feud-trumps-continues-to-build-his-own-obstruction-case/

Every time our dimwitted dip shit interferes in his ongoing Russia / Collusion / Obstruction of Justice investigations, he gets himself into more trouble.

How Donald Trump is weaponising the courts for political ends article from The Guardian. –
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/may/30/donald-trump-judges-courts-justice-system

There really should be laws that forbid allowing America’s most corrupt-ever president* to appoint equally corrupt ‘Justices’ and Judges.

The deafening message of Trump’s Dinesh D’Souza pardon article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/776229/deafening-message-trumps-dinesh-dsouza-pardon

Once again our dysfunctional dumb ass abused his pardon power to let egregious pieces of shit – such as himself – off the hook due to his delusional fantasies:

“President Trump announced Thursday that he would pardon Dinesh D’Souza, the loopy conservative operative who pleaded guilty to violating campaign finance law:

It is a spectacular abuse of the pardon power and a barely-veiled announcement that Trump will use that power to protect odious conservative criminals and undermine the Mueller investigation.

D’Souza is best known today for being too weird for polite company and incredibly racist — though his arguments and positions also have a strange tendency to flip around all over the place. As Alex Nichols writes, he got his start in politics with a deeply racist newspaper at Dartmouth, and then with moldy-oldie arguments about how slaves in the antebellum South were treated “pretty well.” He got wide notoriety with one racist tirade after another against President Obama and blacks in general, leavened with stomach-churning fabrications about Obama’s mother…”

Trump makes brazen attempt to gaslight the public about why he fired James Comey article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-gaslight-public-about-why-he-fired-james-comey-f3737f4fe9d9/

Once again Trump is changing his story to try and save his sorry ass for obstructing justice – this time for firing James Comey.

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Having yet another meltdown on Twitter over his ongoing – growing – investigations into his corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as the pressure from his failing presidency takes its toll, more on why our national embarrassment concocts conspiracy theories to distract from his impending implosion and to try and avoid accountability for his criminal actions, our liar and thief’s desperation to deflect from his failing presidency intensifies as his bogus spygate conspiracy theory completely implodes, our nefarious narcissist take stupid to a whole new low on a daily basis as he constantly shows that the only thing that matters to him is stroking his ego and much more.

Trump Celebrates Memorial Day Weekend Raging on Twitter article from Splinter. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-celebrates-memorial-day-weekend-raging-on-twitter-1826368347

The meltdowns our Twitter tyrant is having over his ongoing, and ever growing, corruption scandals is taking its toll on him.

Trump Celebrates Memorial Day by Saying Dead Soldiers Would Have Loved His Presidency article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/trump-celebrates-memorial-day-saying-dead-soldiers-would-have-loved-his-presidency

Ah the dubious deviance of life in our dimwitted dip shit’s land of delusion…

If Trump goes down, everyone wins article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/771859/trump-goes-down-everyone-wins

On the many ways that all who oppose America’s most corrupt-ever president* will benefit once he is removed from office and held accountable.

Trump’s conspiracy hokum is ‘a vital part of his strategy to avoid accountability’: New York Times report article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trumps-conspiracy-hokum-vital-part-strategy-avoid-accountability-new-york-times-report/

How our national embarrassment concocts conspiracy theories to distract from his imminent implosion and to try and avoid accountability for his criminal actions:

“Why does Donald Trump lie at a historic rate, including so many whoppers from inflating the crowd size at his inauguration to pretending he was spied on by the Obama administration?

The New York Times went deep into Trump’s long history of spinning conspiracy hokum in a deeply reported piece on Monday, concluding that it’s part of his essential nature.

“It is a vital ingredient in the president’s communications arsenal, a social media-fueled, brashly expressed narrative of dubious accusations and dark insinuations that allows him to promote his own version of reality,” write reporters Julie Hirschfeld Davis and Maggie Haberman. “Students of Mr. Trump’s life and communication style argue that the idea of conspiracies is a vital part of his strategy to avoid accountability and punch back at detractors, real or perceived, including the news media.”

The piece quotes his biographer, Gwenda Blair, says it’s about reinforcing the idea that you can’t believe anything…”

Our Presidential Politics Have Always Been Nasty. President Trump Is Something New. article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/our-presidential-politics-have-always-been-nasty-president-trump-is-something-new

Having a ‘leader’ as profoundly corrupt, evil and ignorant as the big Orange turd ball we have now needs to be recognized for what it is, dealt with and ended once and for all.

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A potentially treasonous act enabled by the profound corruption of Trump and his cabal – which includes much of the U.S. Congress – after selling American foreign policy to the highest bidders begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president*, connecting our impotent imbecile’s deceptions and lies is not that difficult, involving himself in investigations about him aren’t going to work out well for our nefarious narcissist, Trump’s nascent despotic delusions of grandeur are becoming evident to the point that it’s time for the U.S. population – at least the majority that aren’t foolish enough to support his profoundly corrupt, ignorant ass – to do something about it since the GOP-controlled U.S. Congress won’t, why our aspiring despot attacks the press, despite the fact that only the morons who still support him actually believe him, the louder our imbecilic blustering bullshitter bloviates, the worse his legal woes become, which explains why he’s having serious meltdowns more frequently, the delusions of Trump’s ‘spygate’ conspiracy theory have already unraveled yet he keeps repeating it hoping everyone will believe him, there is no doubt that Trump is guilty of multiple counts of collusion but Mueller keeps digging deeper and our lackluster lame duck president* is going down and he knows it and much more.

The American Republic Is Fighting for Its Life article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a20772002/trump-qatar-meeting-constitutional-crisis/

The profound corruption of our national embarrassment takes center stage as he set in motion yet another potential constitutional crisis after selling American foreign policy to the highest bidder – opening the door for more potential treasonous crimes.

‘State of Constitutional Crisis’ as DOJ Bows to Trump Demand for Probe into Alleged Surveillance of His Campaign article from Common Dreams. –
https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/05/21/state-constitutional-crisis-doj-bows-trump-demand-probe-alleged-surveillance-his

Yet another potential constitutional crisis which could potentially add to the growing list of treasonous acts against the U.S. by our Liar and Thief as he politicizes the DOJ to use against his enemies – to create yet another distraction from his other investigations and imploding presidency.

The Coming Collapse article from Truthdig. –
https://www.truthdig.com/articles/the-coming-collapse/

How the destruction of America being perpetrated by our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator and his equally corrupt cabal, aided by his GOP brown shirts in Congress, is in full swing.

Rachel Maddow Busts Trump On A Second Obstruction Of Justice article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/21/rachel-maddow-busts-trump-on-a-second-obstruction-of-justice.html

Our impotent imbecile’s deceptions and lies – gifts that keep on giving – make it so simple to connect the dots in his endless cesspool of corruption:

“Rachel Maddow put Trump’s call for an investigation into the Russia investigation into clear terms by noting that it is the second time that Trump has taken action to interfere with the Russia investigation.

Video:

Maddow said:…”

Inside the Trump Tweet Machine: Staff-written posts, bad grammar (on purpose), and delight in the chaos article from The Boston Globe. –
https://www.bostonglobe.com/news/nation/2018/05/21/trump-tweets-include-grammatical-errors-and-some-them-are-purpose/JeL7AtKLPevJDIIOMG7TrN/story.html

Our Twitter tyrant isn’t the only one that tweets moronic misinformation – you can tell it was Trump when there are 3 or more rapid fire tweets that ramble on but make no sense, like his meltdown over the weekend from the pressure of his endless criminal activities that are taking down his failed presidency…

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with the damage being done to his businesses as his corruption scandals continue tanking his already failing presidency, the many reasons why Trump is going down and will not recover from the endless cesspool of corruption that is his illegitimate presidency, echoing Nixon by abusing the power of his office to take down personal enemies is going to prove disastrous for our dimwitted dip shit, record-setting $178 billion stock buyback boom offers yet more evidence that Trump’s tax reform plan was nothing but a fraudulent scam, how our big Orange turd ball’s ignorant tweets are going to come back and bite him in the ass, using a conspiracy theory of someone spying on his campaign as a distraction won’t bode well for our demented delusionist, our national embarrassment’s lifetime of profound corruption coupled with the fact that his profoundly ignorant ass is in the White House is this country’s biggest scandal and a lot more.

Donald Trump’s Business Empire Is No Longer Growing article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/05/donald-trumps-business-empire-is-no-longer-growing/

The damage being done to our impotent imbecile’s businesses is becoming noticeable as his profound corruption continues imploding his already failed presidency.

How Trump Assaults the Very Language of American Democracy with Every Word He Utters article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/how-trump-assaults-very-language-american-democracy-every-word-he-utters

Having an illegitimate, Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator in the White House who is highly illiterate is sad but extremely entertaining.

Trump’s latest ‘Watergate’ appears to be as misguided as his others article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-latest-watergate-appears-be-misguided-his-others

America’s worst-ever president* is starting to lose what little is left of his demented mind as the pressure from his corruption scandals continue so he’s desperately creating distractions – and failing miserably.

The mind-boggling corruption of Trump Inc. article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/773708/mindboggling-corruption-trump

America’s most corrupt-ever president* is drowning in his own self-inflicted cesspool of corruption that just keeps growing exponentially:

“Another week in the Donald Trump presidency, another handful of days so stuffed full of sordid and highly complicated stories that even journalists have trouble keeping track of what’s going on.

But the thread tying all the latest news together — from Trump lawyer Michael Cohen’s sundry exploits, to Trump’s ongoing presidential profiteering, to the Russia investigation — is corruption. The Trump administration will surely go down as one of the most — if not the most — rotten in American history.

Let’s roll this most recent bit of tape. Ronan Farrow, who has become one of the signature investigative reporters of the Trump presidency, revealed at The New Yorker why somebody leaked the notorious financial reports of Michael Cohen showing that he had been given fantastically large sums of money from AT&T, Novartis, and a Russian oligarch-connected LLC. This information came from a “suspicious activity report” (SAR), which is something a bank files with the Treasury Department when they suspect something fishy is going on with a customer.

It turns out the source is a law enforcement official, and he released the SAR after he discovered that two more SARs detailing $3 million of additional similar transactions had somehow vanished from the Treasury Department’s database. The source told Farrow that he feared that someone within Treasury was withholding the documents for political reasons, and thus released the one he had…”

Trump is ‘going down’ – and here are all the reasons why article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trump-going-reasons/

Because his entire illegitimate, fake presidency is nothing but felonies, fraud and lies that are profoundly compounded by stupidity and endless corruption.

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How his endless lies have increased by almost 33 percent after his first 100 days begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* who keeps lying even more as his corruption implodes his failed presidency, shooting himself in the foot – once again – by eviscerating his legal argument for the Muslim Ban, our dysfunctional dumb ass president* and his ilk have gone from saying there was never any collusion to saying there was never any collusion involving him, why Trump is incapable of stopping himself from obstructing justice, fighting a battle with Mueller that he can’t win – especially since it’s blatantly obvious that he’s guilty as hell, how having a corrupt moron on his legal team will prove devastating to the corrupt moron in the White House plus lots more.

Trump’s Rate of Lying Has Increased Almost 33 Percent Since Ranking After First 100 Days article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/trumps-rate-lying-has-increased-almost-33-percent-ranking-after-first-100-days

The lies keep growing exponentially as his growing scandals and corruption engulfs our dimwitted dip shit’s failed presidency.

Trump’s big mouth just undercut his own administration’s defense of the Muslim Ban article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-undercut-administrations-defense-of-muslim-ban-6126e4fba865/

Once again our Liar and Thief just shot himself in the foot and put his legal defense of his illegal Muslim Ban in jeopardy due to his chronic stupidity.

Rachel Maddow Just Asked The One Question That Blew The Lid Off Of Trump/Russia Collusion article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/05/01/rachel-maddow-just-asked-the-one-question-that-blew-the-lid-off-of-trump-russia-collusion.html

Why have America’s worst-ever president* and the miscreants he calls his administration gone from saying there was never any collusion to saying there was never any collusion involving Trump?:

Trump’s Game of Sneaky Leaks: Is He Playing the New York Times The Same Way Russia Did? article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/trumps-game-sneaky-leaks-he-playing-new-york-times-same-way-russia-did

Trump is famous for leaking things to draw attention away from his endless criminal acts and deceptions:

“In her new book, “Chasing Hillary,” New York Times reporter Amy Chozick admits that she and other mainstream media reporters were duped by foreign propaganda. In a chapter titled “How I Became an Unwitting Agent of Russian Intelligence,” Chozick confesses that she and her Times colleagues allowed the need for attention — and clicks — to guide their decision to forefront largely unimportant information obtained from email hacks of Hillary Clinton’s staff. Those leaks were likely the work of Russian agents, who fed the information to the newspaper (by way of Julian Assange and WikiLeaks) in order to feed a false narrative that Clinton was duplicitous and untrustworthy.

“[N]othing hurt worse than my own colleagues calling me a de facto instrument of Russian intelligence,” she wrote. “The worst part was they were right.”

Perhaps after failing democracy in the worst way, you might think staff at the New York Times had learned their lesson. This week there’s reason to be worried that they didn’t — and not because of reporter Maggie Haberman’s feigned umbrage over the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, in an apparent effort to ingratiate herself with White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders. (As bad as that was.) The real concern is that the Times is getting played by the Trump administration in almost the same way it got played by the Russians, which suggests the Gray Lady’s staffers are still allowing the desire for breaking news to trump their civic duty.

At issue is a recent story from Michael Schmidt about a list of questions that Justice Department special counsel Robert Mueller reportedly wants to ask Trump, many of them focused on questions of possible collusion with Russian agents or attempts to obstruct justice. The story isn’t all that surprising in itself, but it nonetheless has that frisson of intrigue guaranteed to drive traffic: Secret documents obtained from anonymous sources, the suggestion that the Russia investigation is on the verge of a breakthrough, a hint that the president himself may soon be in the hot seat. As I write this on Tuesday evening, the story has been at the top of the Times homepage for nearly a full day, and became the basis for a dramatic episode of the popular podcast “The Daily.”…”

Trump is simply incapable of stopping himself from obstructing justice article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/05/trump-simply-incapable-stopping-obstructing-justice/

Just as he is incapable of ever telling the truth and much of it has to do with his endless corruption which will destroy what little is left of his failed presidency.

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with why it doesn’t matter whether or not Trump speaks to Mueller since there is more than ample evidence incriminating him and speaking with Mueller would only hasten his imminent downfall, the House GOP’s attempt to dubiously clear Trump of any wrongdoing actually implicates his acts of treason, threatening a government shut down if he doesn’t get money for his border wall by September, a look at the delusional ignorance of giving our treasonous president a Nobel peace prize, our demented delinquent is desperately trying to bribe Republicans in Congress not to vote to impeach him, Trump just doesn’t know when to keep his mouth shut over his Russia scandal, still lying about immigrants to justify his egregious border wall that he wants U.S. taxpayers to pay for, more on why his babysitters shouldn’t leave Trump alone or allow him to give ‘interviews’ on Fox faux news, the whoppers keep coming from our liar and thief – per the WAPO he has told 3,001 lies so far and that’s probably a low ball estimate plus a lot more.

Why Mueller’s Trump interview may not matter article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/story/2018/04/28/mueller-trump-interview-russia-probe-558299

Because there is more than ample evidence of all the crimes committed by America’s most corrupt-ever president* but it would be interesting to see how he perjures and further incriminates himself given the chance to speak with Mueller.

The President Is a Few Bulbs Short of a Chandelier article from Esquire. –
https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/a20075774/trump-fox-and-friends-meltdown/

More on why his babysitters really shouldn’t leave our dimwitted dip shit alone or let him speak to his ministry of propaganda without proper supervision.

Republican Report May Provide Proof of Trump Treason article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/04/28/republican-report-may-provide-proof-of-trump-treason.html

The bogus report from his GOP brown shirts on the House Republican committee that falsely cleared our treasonous president* of charges actually implicates him more.

The coming Trump faceplant on North Korea article from The Week. –
http://theweek.com/articles/769369/coming-trump-faceplant-north-korea

If history is any indication, America’s worst-ever president* will inevitably muck up the peace process with North Korea:

“Try to imagine, if you will, the scene when President Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un sit down to negotiate, with just a few aides and a couple of translators in the room. The president, we can be sure, will be brimming with confidence, as is his wont. He’s the most famous man on Earth! He’s the guy who wrote The Art of the Deal! No second-rate tyrant is going to get the better of him.

None of us can really predict how the meeting will go. But I have a pretty good idea of what will happen afterward. Trump will walk to the cameras and declare victory. We have a deal, he’ll proclaim. Nobody thought it could happen. Nobody could do it but me. You’re welcome.

And when he’s asked for details, Trump will say that it’s a fantastic deal, a tremendous deal, a better deal than anyone thought possible. Then he’ll say some things about what North Korea has committed to do, which we’ll quickly discover are completely wrong. It will turn out that Kim has agreed only to some very modest steps, like extending his moratorium on further nuclear testing, or shutting down some facilities he doesn’t need anyway. But his nuclear weapons? He’ll be keeping those.

That scenario sounds plausible if you’ve been paying any attention to what Trump has said about North Korea lately. It has become obvious that he has all but given up on Middle East peace — which, surprisingly, Jared Kushner was not able to negotiate — which leaves North Korea as the logical place for Trump to win the Historic Deal No President But Trump Could Achieve, which he plainly desires. In a tweet last Sunday, Trump triumphantly said that “we haven’t given up anything & they have agreed to denuclearization (so great for World), site closure, & no more testing!” This was absurd: The North Koreans have of course not agreed to denuclearization, even though they did say they’d be dismantling a test site they no longer need, and halting further nuclear testing for the moment…”

What Trump Really Means When He Cries ‘Fake News!’ article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/what-trump-really-means-when-he-cries-fake-news

More revelations on why our fake president cries fake news every time he’s called out on his crimes and lies.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The many self-inflicted crises rushing the impending implosion of our malevolent minority-elect president*s disastrous tenure in the past week alone begins today’s misadventures, even his wag the dog moment in illegally bombing Syria isn’t going to save our nefarious narcissist’s profoundly corrupt, idiotic Orange ass, Trump keeps fuming but hasn’t blown so it remains to be seen how much more rope he’ll need to hang himself, Comey confirms our demented delinquent is unfit for office and a total liar in addition to numerous other tidbits – many of which were already known, still trying to figure out what exactly was accomplished by illegally bombing Syria, reality clashes with Trump’s land of delusion – which has got to drive him crazy, our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s delusions of grandeur have made it obvious it’s time for him to go, Trump’s illegal attack on Syria was a bigger crime than that he accused Assad of and much more.

Week 74: Experts in authoritarianism advise to keep a list of things subtly changing around you, so you’ll remember article from Medium. –
https://medium.com/@Amy_Siskind/week-74-experts-in-authoritarianism-advise-to-keep-a-list-of-things-subtly-changing-around-you-so-d1b245a5a811

The many corrupt faux pas that defined our dimwitted dip shit’s 74th week in his soon-to-be-over disastrous presidency.

DONALD TRUMP ORDERED SYRIA STRIKE BASED ON A SECRET LEGAL JUSTIFICATION EVEN CONGRESS CAN’T SEE article from The Intercept. –
https://theintercept.com/2018/04/14/donald-trump-ordered-syria-strike-based-on-a-secret-legal-justification-even-congress-cant-see/

Creating secret legal justification to commit illegal war crimes is unacceptable and Congress – and We the People – really needs to do something about that.

Donald Trump Goes to War article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-goes-to-war

More on America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* wag the dog moment in bombing Syria to serve as a distraction from his failed presidency.

Unfit to Command article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/04/unfit-to-command/558074/

Even his wag the dog moment isn’t going to save our nefarious narcissist’s corrupt Orange ass because he’s too mentally unfit:

“The weekend news from Washington featured two story lines: the U.S.-led coalition missile strikes against Syrian government forces, and President Trump’s most extreme Twitter meltdown to date. The question for all the world to worry over: How closely are these two story lines interconnected? How and to what extent is the president’s increasingly extreme mental state obtruding on the national security of the United States?

The most important business of the day on Friday, April 13, was to sign off on that night’s planned missile strike against government forces in Syria. The decision was a heavy one, involving risks of conflict with Russia and Iran. It also sharply reversed Trump’s public statements only nine days before that the U.S. would be ending its Syria role soon.

And yet that’s not where Trump’s brain was. Starting at 8 am that day and continuing into the afternoon, the president erupted in a sequence of rage tweets against former FBI director James Corey, demanding that he be prosecuted, calling him as a “slime ball,” and congratulating himself for firing Comey.

Yet when the president stepped before the TV cameras at 8 p.m. to announce the strikes, most pundits and most politicians temporarily disregarded that same-day evidence of the president’s agitated mental state. The impulse to rally around the flag seized American elites, even many Trump critics, who saluted the president’s leadership. The strong dormant desire to discover some normality in this most abnormal administration reasserted itself. As happened the last time he launched missiles into Syria, almost exactly a year before, Trump went to bed that night to praise that he had proven himself presidential…”

Week 47: Mount Trump Fumes but Doesn’t Blow article from Politico. –
https://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2018/04/14/week-47-mount-trump-fumes-but-doesnt-blow-217996

Trump hasn’t tried to have Mueller or Rosenstein fired yet – though he can’t legally fire Mueller – but it remains to be seen if he eventually gets enough rope to hang himself.

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* begin with his hometown newspaper publishing a picture with the caption ‘Pee Brain’ as his melt down over former FBI Director James Comey’s book begins, a large majority of Americans aren’t buying our dimwitted dip shit’s lies about Mueller and want him to be allowed to finish his ongoing investigations, once again our dysfunctional dumb ass decided to commit more war crimes by bombing Syria in retaliation of unsubstantiated accusations of gas attacks with no evidence whatsoever, war crimes and pardons are the reflection of a felonious fake president trying to distract from his impending implosion, the multitude of lies being used to justify committing more war crimes, trying to act presidential while committing more war crimes will not work in saving Trump plus a lot more.

Donald Trump’s Hometown Newspaper Just Burned Him With A Savage Nickname article from The Huffington Post. –
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/ny-daily-news-trump-pee-cover_us_5ad01136e4b0edca2cb81e0f

His home town newspaper gives our malignant minority-elect president* a new nickname – Pee Brain.

Majorities back investigations of Trump from Russia to alleged hush money (POLL) article from Good Morning America on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/majorities-back-investigations-trump-russia-alleged-hush-money-110105133–abc-news-topstories.html

By more than 2 to 1 margins Americans want to get to the truth about Trump’s criminal endeavors, which speaks volumes about how ‘popular’ Trump is.

The Most Important News out of Jim Comey’s Explosive New Book article from Mother Jones. –
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2018/04/the-most-important-news-out-of-jim-comeys-explosive-new-book/

There are a lot more revelations about our dimwitted dip shit than golden showers and little hands…

American mainstream rejects Trump’s condemnation of Mueller probe article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/american-mainstream-rejects-trumps-condemnation-mueller-probe

More on how the majority of Americans aren’t buying Trump’s demonization of Mueller over his Russia scandal and criminal investigations and actually believes he needs to be allowed to complete them:

“At a certain level, public-opinion polls on federal criminal investigations seem unimportant. After all, law-enforcement officials are not politicians, and while they serve the public’s interests, they also have a job to do that has little to do with popular will.

That said, I tend to keep an eye on polling related to Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s probe, not because public attitudes should shape the direction of the investigation, but because I’m interested in whether the Republican campaign to undermine public confidence in the probe is working.

Donald Trump, for example, has characterized the investigation itself as “illegal” and “corrupt.” His allies in Congress and conservative media have mounted a spirited campaign against Mueller, the FBI, and the Justice Department, which collectively have become a bete noire for the right.

The American mainstream isn’t buying it…”

Trump ‘pee tape’ alibi contradicted by testimony of his personal bodyguard article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-pee-tape-alibi-contradicted-by-testimony-of-his-personal-bodyguard-4d2ed2d05c33/

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