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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 263

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with a satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become since he was ‘elected’ by a minority, our fake president continues his war on fake news by tweeting about a fake conspiracy theory to distract from his failed presidency, how everyone in Trumpland is corrupt, his desperation to deflect from his Russia scandal is growing, still bragging – though lying – about accomplishments that don’t exist, our gift that keeps on giving screws over federal employees after passing his fraudulent tax reform scam and his popularity is tanking – to the lowest it has been since being ‘elected,’ our angry creamsicle is growing more psychotic as the bubbles burst in his land of delusion and much more.

17 Great Things About Donald Trump Dumbing Down The Presidency article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/17-great-things-about-donald-trump-dumbing-down-the-presidency-ac366a826f41

A satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become courtesy of our dimwitted dip shit, including the fact that morons now have a famous Orange mascot…

Trump Wants To Regulate Google After He Saw Some Fake News About Rigged Search Results article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/28/trump-wants-to-regulate-google-after-he-saw-some-fake-news-about-rigged-search-results.html

After watching his Ministry of Propaganda’s faux news report over a conspiracy theory that has already been repeatedly debunked, our Twitter tyrant decided to tweet about it to distract from his imminent implosion, and now thinks he’s going to regulate it since it’s ‘rigged:’

Trump Is Reportedly Very Jealous of All the Attention John McCain Is Getting Because He’s Dead article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-is-reportedly-very-jealous-of-all-the-attention-j-1828652373

Our gift that keeps on giving just loves showing us – almost on a daily basis – that he has serious mental deficiencies and is totally unfit to occupy the White House.

What? Me Deplorable? article from Counter Punch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/28/what-me-deplorable/

How stupidity and malfeasance have become the political norm under America’s most corrupt-ever president*:

“In the Age of Trump, American politics has come to resemble a drearily formulaic, militantly lowbrow, cutthroat, reality TV show. As per the formula, each day’s news all but invites us to imagine a contest in which the most deplorable wins – gets to stay on the island, as it were, or to avoid being fired.

Trump would be a strong contender in his own right, though, if he were still only a sleazy, politically connected, wheeler-dealer flimflam man with bad taste, too much money, and a penchant for riding around in golf carts, nobody would pay him any mind. There are plenty more where he came from, and most of them are more interesting than he is.

But he is the president, and therefore cannot be ignored.

Indeed, so far from being ignored, corporate media can’t find time to talk about anything else. He came out on top in the electoral circus, and there is nothing to do now but deal with the consequences…”

The President Is a White-Nationalist Mob Boss – and His Base Doesn’t Care article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/the-president-is-a-white-nationalist-mob-boss-and-his-base-doesnt-care/

As Donald’s despotic delusions of grandeur continue unraveling due to his profound corruption and stupidity, the minority of minions that support him will also unravel – and why it’s time to stop giving them both a microphone to dominate the news cycles.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 259

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with how the cesspool of corruption he created despite his lies of draining the swamp have hastened his imminent downfall and failed presidency, our fraudulent feckless fuhrer added one more impeachable offense to his growing list of crimes he’s already committed, the pressure from his ongoing Russia scandal is adversely affecting Comrade Cheetolini and it’s making him appear even more guilty as he keeps digging himself a deeper hole he can’t slither out of, our fake president* is losing his war on fake news and he can’t handle it, all the personal attacks on his enemies reveals our angry Orange creamsicle’s despotic delusions of grandeur on full display and Mueller is taking notice and so much more.

Swamp Thing: Donald Trump Is ‘Boss Tweet’ of the DC Ooze article from BuzzFlash. –
http://buzzflash.com/commentary/swamp-thing-donald-trump-is-boss-tweet-in-the-dc-ooze

America’s most corrupt-ever president* lied when he promised to drain the swamp and has in fact turned it into quite the cesspool of corruption.

Thanks to their NDAs, Trump officials have no credibility. These clips prove it. article from ThinkProgress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-nondisclosure-agreements-katrina-pierson-marc-lotter-omarosa-e65d2f9b5327/

Not that they ever had any credibility to begin with, and since the NDAs are illegal and non-binding, it makes our dimwitted dip shit and the miscreants he calls his administration even more illegitimate.

Rachel Maddow Just Nailed Trump For Committing Another Impeachable Offense article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/15/maddow-nails-trump-impeachable-offense.html

With all the crimes our fraudulent feckless fuhrer has already committed, there’s not much harm or shame in adding one more:

Tom Arnold insists the ‘N-word’ tape exists – and Trump and his former ‘Apprentice’ producer are terrified article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/tom-arnold-insists-n-word-tape-exists-trump-former-apprentice-producer-terrified/

You can rest assured that there is plenty of proof on tape the our Liar and Thief is blatantly racist, the only question is how bad it will affect him:

“Actor and comedian Tom Arnold said Wednesday that he knows with certainty that a tape exists of Donald Trump saying the N-word, as well as other horrible things.

In an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, Arnold said that he has known Trump for 30 years and that the president was always begging him to do “The Apprentice.”

“It is such a crappy show that I wouldn’t do it,” Arnold said. “Like, that is for real. That says a lot. Because I do everything.”

When it came to the infamous N-word tape, Arnold said that he has seen it and knows the people who have it…”

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Trump Draws a Direct Connection to the Russia Investigation and His Punishment of Brennan article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/16/trump-draws-a-direct-connection-to-the-russia-investigation-and-his-punishment-of-brennan.html

The beauty of having such an ignorant Twitter tyrant who doesn’t think before he tweets is that his true intentions inevitably end up being revealed when he slips up and admits to committing some of his crimes…

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 258

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The utter incompetence of his so-called legal team begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as their utter incompetence makes it obvious that his treasonous ass is going to crash and burn big time, prepare for yet more distractions from our impotent imbecile as his failed presidency continues imploding, trying to defend the indefensible isn’t working out too well for America’s most corrupt-ever president* or his moronic legal team, why taping conversations with Trump has become common practice – almost a necessity and much more.

Trump’s lawyer claims it’s unconstitutional for Mueller to question the president article from Think Progress. –
https://thinkprogress.org/jay-sekulow-argues-trump-is-above-law-article-ii-fox-and-friends-b64ff417f3da/

When you look at the so-called legal team our feckless fuhrer has assembled it becomes glaringly evident why Trump’s treasonous ass is going to fall – hard.

Trump’s lawyers don’t seem to know what a ‘perjury trap’ is article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-lawyers-dont-seem-know-what-perjury-trap

Which shouldn’t surprise anyone given they don’t seem to know what collusion is either as they play stupid trying to defend the indefensible treachery perpetrated by our demented delinquent.

Trump threatens ‘to get involved’ in manic conspiracy meltdown over ongoing FBI investigation article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/trump-threatens-get-involved-manic-conspiracy-meltdown-ongoing-fbi-investigation/

Prepare for yet another distraction as our impotent imbecile continues imploding over his ongoing scandals that are going to end his massively failed presidency.

Trump Blasts Peaceful NFL Protests While Ignoring Hateful White Supremacist Marches article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/11/trump-ignoring-hateful-white-supremacist.html

Which shouldn’t surprise anyone given our feckless fuhrer’s racism:

“While Donald Trump devotes an enormous amount of time and passion blasting NFL players who peacefully exercise their first amendment rights, it’s telling that he has refused to take the same approach with white supremacist demonstrators who hatefully and violently exercise theirs.

The president has repeatedly spewed full-throated attacks on African-American football players, all while issuing weak and half-hearted non-condemnations of white supremacist hatred.

That was on full display Saturday when Trump responded to the one-year anniversary of the Charlottesville tragedy by denouncing “all types of racism” and giving himself credit for low black unemployment.

Filmmaker Spike Lee delivers a masterclass on why no one should ever trust President Trump article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/08/filmmaker-spike-lee-delivers-masterclass-no-one-ever-trust-president-trump/

Aside from the obvious, there are a multitude of reasons not to trust our Lord of the Lies, including catering to his racist base:

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 257

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with a look at the right way to discuss impeaching his treasonous ass to end the corrupt chaos and focus on the issues that matter, support for our demented delinquent seems to be weakening – which explains his need for his volatile rallies so he can try and prop himself up and quench his Authoritarian aspirations, when your Ministry of Propaganda turns on you it’s a problem, our fake president’s war on fake news is taking Orwellian characteristics as he delves into illegally subverting the media that reports on all his crimes and corruption, how targeting legal immigrants is proof that our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s policies are all about race, not the law, our Mango Mussolini keeps lying and distracting hoping that everyone will get tired of pointing out his corruption – despite the fact that it won’t work, how our Twitter tyrant’s existential stupidity – compounded by his inability to think before he speaks or tweets – could expedite his imminent implosion, it is impossible for Trump and his moronic legal team to defend his indefensible criminal acts, Trump’s farcical space force is about to take off and so much more.

The Right Way to Talk About Impeaching Donald Trump article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/right-way-talk-impeaching-donald-trump/

A look at the right way to discuss impeaching Trump’s treasonous ass and putting an end to the corrupt chaos while focusing on the issues that matter – which includes reversing much of the damage his ignorant ass has already caused.

Trump’s Support Is Much Weaker Than It Seems, New Study Shows article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/07/trumps-support-is-much-weaker-than-it-seems-new-study-shows.html

Support for our demented delinquent was probably never as strong as it seemed which is why he has to have his rallies since that’s the only place where it’s obvious.

American Democracy Flawed If One Shitty President Can Reverse 242-Year Run, Experts Say article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/american-democracy-flawed-if-one-shitty-president-can-reverse-242-year-run-experts-say-b62e1e2bf180

When a profoundly corrupt, moronic Orwellian Orange Charlatan can do the damage he’s done because his GOP Gestapo refuses to hold him accountable, Americans have a serious problem that needs to be addressed.

Donald Trump digs himself into deeper trouble – and his voters are finally noticing article from Salon. –
https://www.salon.com/2018/08/07/donald-trump-digs-himself-into-deeper-trouble-and-his-voters-are-finally-noticing/

Our feckless fuhrer just can’t seem to stop digging his own grave because of his profound corruption and stupidity – and his moronic mini me’s are beginning to notice:

“This past weekend, President Donald Trump tweeted a confession to the world that his top campaign operatives, Donald Trump Jr., Paul Manafort and Jared Kushner. had knowingly met with emissaries of the Russian government to receive information on his opponent, which he characterized as perfectly legal and routine, while also insisting that he knew nothing about it. In a previous era, this would have been a shocking development that would likely lead to impeachment. Regardless of the legality (and plenty of experts say it was indeed illegal) it was certainly unethical and unpatriotic.

There have been other cases in which campaigns were given stolen information. They went to the authorities with the information. They didn’t respond “I love it,” and then gather the campaign’s top guns to hear the pitch. (The one exception that we know of is that paragon of virtue Richard Nixon, of course, and the “Chenault Affair.”)

Trump is obviously very agitated. That tweet and dozens more, along with his increasingly unhinged rally appearances over the past few weeks, show a man under pressure who is not handling it well. That chaos is starting to catch up with him in a way he doesn’t seem to expect or understand.

Annie Karni of Politico reported this week that the president and his advisers now believe that his famous campaign statement that he could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue is pretty much true:…”

Trump’s new plan targeting legal immigrants is proof that the immigration debate is about race, not law article from NBC News. –
https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/trump-s-new-plan-targeting-legal-immigrants-proof-immigration-debate-ncna898526

If you look at our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator’s despotic delusions of grandeur and terrorism against immigrants, it has been obvious from day one that it was all about race and not the law…

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 251

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* with more information on the fallout from the joke that was his farcical Russia summit and his capitulation to his puppet master in Helsinki, yet another example of our fake president’s fake news as he tries to create another NFL distraction so people will stop talking about his treason, tweeting more baseless bull shit to create other distractions as his failed presidency continues swirling around the drain, our impotent imbeciles Twitter meltdowns are coming more frequently as he’s unable to deflect attention from his treacherous Russia summit after kissing his puppet master’s ass, trying to instill his authoritarian ambitions in his alternate reality isn’t going to work too well for our marmalade miscreant plus so much more.

Rachel Maddow Tells America To Wake Up: Trump’s Surrender To Putin Is ‘Worst Case Scenario’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/07/21/rachel-maddow-worst-case-scenario.html

On the joke that was Trump’s farcical Russia summit and the ensuing capitulation and treasonous actions he perpetrated during the love fest with his Russian puppet master:

The Bigs Are Starting to Accept the Unimaginable article from Talking Points Memo. –
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-bigs-are-starting-to-accept-the-unimaginable

How it’s appearing more and more that Trump is indeed an illegitimate president*, which is his biggest fear – probably because he always has been.

What Fresh Hell? Our Manchurian President shows his true colors article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/fresh-hell-manchurian-president-shows-true-colors/

Our dimwitted dip shit had a rough week – though it was all self-inflicted as usual and the lengthy list of scandals continued to grow exponentially.

Trump Thinks NFL National Anthem Talks Will Distract Us From Treasonous Behavior article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-thinks-nfl-national-anthem-talks-will-distract-us-1827775035

Always one who loves to create distractions with fake news as the real news exposes his endless depths of corruption, our demented delusionist brought up the NFL’s National Anthem hoping it would make everyone forget his most recent criminal behavior:

“Donald Trump’s game is getting weaker by the minute.

He did obtain a brief respite over the last couple of news cycles from damning coverage of his abhorrent subservience to Vladimir Putin this past week, thanks to some salacious news about recordings of Trump and Michael Cohen allegedly discussing hush money payments to cover up an affair with a Playboy model.

Now, he hopes to keep that distraction train rolling by inserting himself once again into the NFL’s discussions over the right of players to kneel during the national anthem, just ahead of the start of the football season.

After it was reported this week that the NFL and the NFL Players Association had agreed to put on hold the league’s national anthem policy announced last May pending new negotiations, Trump on Friday tweeted that he “can’t believe it!” He was referring to the fact that the debate was “alive and well again.”…”

Here’s an Incredible Offer, Donald: Resign article from Truthout. –
https://truthout.org/articles/heres-an-incredible-offer-donald-resign/

America’s most corrupt-ever president* would be doing himself a favor if he resigned, but fortunately for us, he won’t and the world will get to see exactly how corrupt he is.

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