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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 266

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Revelations of his total corruption begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as someone inside the White House is leaking details of his complete incompetence, Trump’s war on the truth is causing him yet more problems and meltdowns, Benedict Donald’s Ministry of Propaganda called him out on his lies about the GDP and unemployment, for our Liar-in-Chief nothing celebrates 9/11 like repeating lies about ‘no collusion’ and feigning innocence for your treasonous crimes, why our dystopian Orange dip shit will always be a failure because he’s too closed minded and incapable of learning due to his diminished mental capacities, parts of Trump’s moronic minority of minions are beginning to abandon him and much more.

The ‘Deep State’ Calls Are Coming From Inside Trump’s White House article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/deep-state-calls-are-coming-inside-trumps-white-house

Revelations that someone inside our dimwitted dip shit’s own White House is leaking details of the complete incompetence emanating from him and thoughts that he won’t last through his first term.

Here’s why Trump’s attacks on Bob Woodward are a total ‘PR 101’ failure article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/heres-why-trumps-attacks-on-bob-woodward-are-a-total-pr-101-failure/

Our fake president* is losing his war on fake news – primarily because he’s too corrupt and incompetent to fight it since all he ever does is lie about everything:

Trump Today: President makes false claim about GDP and unemployment article from Market Watch. –
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/trump-today-president-makes-false-claim-about-gdp-and-unemployment-2018-09-10

All our demented delinquent ever does is lie about everything and it’s about to burst the bubble in his land of delusion and bring him down.

Trump Blows A Gasket After Getting Destroyed By Bog Woodward On Live Television article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/10/bob-woodward-trump.html

Yet another in a growing line of books describing the complete incompetence of the Trump White House is – as predicted – causing our feckless fuhrer to have his typical meltdown:

“Bob Woodward took apart Trump and called the president at war with the truth and detached from what is going on. Trump responded with an epic gasket blowing tantrum.

Video of Bob Woodward on Today:

Woodward said, “There’s a war on truth by him. And he says these are unnamed sources. But these are not unnamed incidents. Specific people on specific dates. The book opening with Gary Cohn, the chief economic adviser in the white house, lifting a document from the president’s desk because he — Cohn worries, as he tells an associate, I have to protect the country because this will unravel a trade deal, which will jeopardize one of the most important intelligence operations we have going on. And the document is reprinted in the book there, and the president is saying, well, if he had known about this, he would have fired Gary Cohn in two seconds. We didn’t know about it because the document was taken.”…”

Trump’s Monday tweets show search for a response to Woodward and President Obama article from The Daily Kos. –
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/9/10/1794636/-Trump-s-Monday-tweets-show-search-for-a-response-to-Woodward-and-President-Obama

Our Twitter tyrant just can’t seem to grasp the facts that he is illegitimate and much less popular than his predecessor and that the sordid details of his incorrigibly incompetent and corrupt tenure as president* are causing his failed presidency to go down in flames.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 264

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The primary reason nobody wants him to speak at their memorial service begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* who was shunned from speaking at John McCain’s funeral because all he does is talk about himself while lying about non-existent accomplishments, our Liar and Thief’s latest trade deal with Mexico is showing to be yet another of his fraudulent scams, evidence of our dimwitted dip shit’s mental deficiencies spreading like wild fire, Hair Hitler’s list of impeachable offenses – as well as his multitude of other crimes – keeps growing, our cheeto fuhrer really wants to be a dictator – despite the obvious fact that he’s too stupid and corrupt to pull something like that off, the irony of having a treasonous president* bitching about libel laws, in 24 hours our impotent imbecile suggested curbing two constitutional freedoms and so much more.

Here’s one of the biggest reasons why nobody wants Trump to speak at their memorial service article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/heres-one-biggest-reasons-nobody-wants-trump-speak-memorial-service/

Primarily because our nefarious narcissist can’t stop talking about himself and lying about his delusional accomplishments.

NY Attorney General: Trump Charity Illegally Bankrolled His Campaign article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/02/ny-attorney-general-trump-charity-illegally-bankrolled-his-campaign.html

Our dimwitted dip shit won’t be able to pardon his way out of this or avoid being held accountable since it’s not a federal crime – and it could easily take him down.

Revised NAFTA Shows Every Sign of Being Another Trump Scam article from Counter Punch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/31/revised-nafta-shows-every-sign-of-being-another-trump-scam/

Like the rest of his fraudulent agenda, our Liar and Thief’s latest farcical trade deal with Mexico is nothing but a scam.

Trump Sets A New Record For Declaring Things Fake article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/09/02/trump-sets-a-new-record-for-declaring-things-fake.html

Our fake president’s war on fake news to distract from his imminent implosion is really starting to make him look more ignorant:

“Trump broke his own previous record sending out 46 tweets in August declaring various things “fake or phony.”

( link for ‘NPR’ below – https://www.npr.org/2018/09/02/643761979/president-trumps-description-of-whats-fake-is-expanding )
NPR analyzed Trump’s tweets and found, “An NPR analysis found that in the month of August, Trump sent out 46 tweets containing the words “fake” or “phony,” far surpassing his previous record. (Two of the tweets were later deleted to fix typos)….In June 2018, a month with 31 “fake” or “phony” tweets, Trump took issue with coverage of the Singapore summit with North Korea, family separation along the U.S.-Mexico border and, as usual, the Russia investigation.”

Here is the chart of Trump’s increasing declarations of fake:

Donald Trump Isn’t the Victim of a Witch-Hunt. He’s Leading It. article from The Daily Beast. –
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-isnt-the-victim-of-a-witch-hunt-hes-leading-it

How his lies and propaganda over his exponentially growing corruption scandals are making our national embarrassment look like the piece of shit that he is.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 263

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with a satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become since he was ‘elected’ by a minority, our fake president continues his war on fake news by tweeting about a fake conspiracy theory to distract from his failed presidency, how everyone in Trumpland is corrupt, his desperation to deflect from his Russia scandal is growing, still bragging – though lying – about accomplishments that don’t exist, our gift that keeps on giving screws over federal employees after passing his fraudulent tax reform scam and his popularity is tanking – to the lowest it has been since being ‘elected,’ our angry creamsicle is growing more psychotic as the bubbles burst in his land of delusion and much more.

17 Great Things About Donald Trump Dumbing Down The Presidency article from Extra Newsfeed. –
https://extranewsfeed.com/17-great-things-about-donald-trump-dumbing-down-the-presidency-ac366a826f41

A satirical look at what the U.S. presidency has become courtesy of our dimwitted dip shit, including the fact that morons now have a famous Orange mascot…

Trump Wants To Regulate Google After He Saw Some Fake News About Rigged Search Results article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/28/trump-wants-to-regulate-google-after-he-saw-some-fake-news-about-rigged-search-results.html

After watching his Ministry of Propaganda’s faux news report over a conspiracy theory that has already been repeatedly debunked, our Twitter tyrant decided to tweet about it to distract from his imminent implosion, and now thinks he’s going to regulate it since it’s ‘rigged:’

Trump Is Reportedly Very Jealous of All the Attention John McCain Is Getting Because He’s Dead article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-is-reportedly-very-jealous-of-all-the-attention-j-1828652373

Our gift that keeps on giving just loves showing us – almost on a daily basis – that he has serious mental deficiencies and is totally unfit to occupy the White House.

What? Me Deplorable? article from Counter Punch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/08/28/what-me-deplorable/

How stupidity and malfeasance have become the political norm under America’s most corrupt-ever president*:

“In the Age of Trump, American politics has come to resemble a drearily formulaic, militantly lowbrow, cutthroat, reality TV show. As per the formula, each day’s news all but invites us to imagine a contest in which the most deplorable wins – gets to stay on the island, as it were, or to avoid being fired.

Trump would be a strong contender in his own right, though, if he were still only a sleazy, politically connected, wheeler-dealer flimflam man with bad taste, too much money, and a penchant for riding around in golf carts, nobody would pay him any mind. There are plenty more where he came from, and most of them are more interesting than he is.

But he is the president, and therefore cannot be ignored.

Indeed, so far from being ignored, corporate media can’t find time to talk about anything else. He came out on top in the electoral circus, and there is nothing to do now but deal with the consequences…”

The President Is a White-Nationalist Mob Boss – and His Base Doesn’t Care article from The Nation. –
https://www.thenation.com/article/the-president-is-a-white-nationalist-mob-boss-and-his-base-doesnt-care/

As Donald’s despotic delusions of grandeur continue unraveling due to his profound corruption and stupidity, the minority of minions that support him will also unravel – and why it’s time to stop giving them both a microphone to dominate the news cycles.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 261

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We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with former Trump attorney Michael Cohen claiming he has information ‘of interest’ to Mueller and that he won’t accept a pardon from Trump – who keeps desperately lying about his involvement, our Liar and Thief’s sordid past is finally catching up to him as the country finally realizes they have a crook in the White House, our feckless fuhrer is delusional enough to believe he’s above the law – and he’s not, our Ignoramus-in-Chief is so delusional that he thinks he can’t be impeached because he’s doing a great job – proving yet again that he has lost all touch with reality and is unfit to be in the White House, it has become impossible for our dysfunctional Orange dip shit and his legal team to defend the indefensible and much more.

Michael Cohen has information ‘of interest’ to Robert Mueller, would not accept Trump pardon, lawyer says article from ABC on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/michael-cohen-information-interest-robert-mueller-lawyer-says-111707823–abc-news-topstories.html?.tsrc=bell-brknews

Our dimwitted dip shit keeps accusing Cohen of lying, but evidence Cohen claims he has will bury Trump’s sorry ass and he knows it.

Rachel Maddow Adds To Trump’s Nightmares With Potential Indictment Of The Trump Organization article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/21/rachel-maddow-trump-organization-indictment.html

Life is about to get very interesting in our feckless fuhrer’s land of delusion now that everyone in his corrupt family can be held accountable for their fraudulent actions so prepare for more epic Twitter tantrums as his meltdowns come fast and furious:

Trump Lashes Out at Michael Cohen as Fallout From Guilty Plea Escalates article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-lashes-out-at-michael-cohen-as-fallout-from-guilt-1828517356

The guilt from being implicated in criminal actions stemming from his Russia scandal are taking a toll on our impotent imbecile and he’s not handling it well.

Just Like Nixon: Here’s How Trump’s Sordid Past Is Finally Catching Up to Him article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/just-nixon-heres-how-trumps-sordid-past-finally-catching-him

Anyone familiar with our Liar and Thief’s criminal past knew this was coming:

“Lock her up!”

Roared at the Republican National Convention and every Donald Trump rally up to the present day, that ferocious chant now has a distinctly ironic ring. Several presidential henchmen who encouraged that ugly smear of Hillary Clinton — still innocent and still free — are on their way to prison. And there is reason to believe that they will not be the last of the president’s associates, possibly including his kin, to end up behind bars.

According to a jury of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort’s peers, Manafort is guilty on eight felony counts. Former Trump deputy campaign manager Rick Gates copped a plea and testified against Manafort, but he’s going to jail, too. Michael Flynn, who advised the Trump campaign and then served very briefly as national security adviser in the White House, likewise pled guilty and will do time. (He led that nasty chant at the convention, a moment that will be replayed forever as his most memorable act.) And now Michael Cohen, Trump’s former personal attorney and consigliere, has entered a plea agreement on eight violations of banking, tax and campaign finance laws.

Nobody who has followed Donald Trump’s career, dating back many years before he entered politics, should be surprised by these events. Nor should anyone be surprised that Trump would express “regret” over the fall of Manafort for his many crimes against the United States. As Craig Unger explains in his new book, House of Trump, House of Putin: The Untold Story of Donald Trump and the Russian Mafia, the developer/casino magnate/reality TV star has cultivated connections with the underworld for decades. He built Trump Tower with illegal immigrant labor and concrete supplied by the Mafia — and gave an apartment there to the girlfriend of a mobbed-up Teamster boss. Millions of dollars have been poured into Trump properties from gangsters around the world in massive money-laundering operations…”

The President Is a Crook article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/the-president-is-a-crook/568123/

No shit. Hard to believe it took this long for the American people to start finding that out, but now they have to choose between the illegitimate criminal in the White House who has belonged behind bars for years and the Rule of Law.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 256

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Being blissfully unaware that some of his instructions are ignored begins today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* as his ignorant boasts of ‘strong leadership’ make him appear all the more pitiful, our Manchurian Orange maggot’s despotic delusions of grandeur are on full display with all the lies and propaganda he spews at his rallies in an attempt to build a cult-like following while thinking he’s a Supreme leader, our demented delinquent admitted that he’s trying to destroy Obamacare – which, like everything else he does, is illegal, the perils of Trump’s ineptitude, the reason Trump’s GOP Gestapo refuses to hold him accountable for his actions and crimes, White House election probe reveals that Trump lied about widespread voter fraud after he lost the popular vote bigly, Trump’s Twitter tirades are coming more frequently as he realizes that Mueller is coming for his profoundly corrupt ass and there isn’t a thing he can do to stop it and lots more.

Trump may bark orders, but US officials sometimes ignore them article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trump-may-bark-orders-us-officials-sometimes-ignore-them

Our feckless fuhrer loves boasting about ‘strong leadership’ but many of his orders are ignored, which makes him and his boasts look even more pitiful.

Trump and the Possibility of Authoritarian Rule in the US article from BuzzFlash. –
http://buzzflash.com/commentary/trump-and-the-possibility-of-authoritarian-rule-in-the-us

The constant lies and distractions from our Manchurian Orange maggot are designed to instill a cult-like culture for the minority that ‘elected’ him in hopes of initiating his despotic delusions of grandeur and elevating himself to authoritarian status – though it won’t work because the majority that didn’t ‘elect’ him won’t tolerate it.

‘He’s Scamming His Supporters’: Paul Krugman Calls the Media ‘Complicit’ in Trump’s Biggest Lie article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/hes-scamming-his-supporters-paul-krugman-calls-media-complicit-trumps-biggest-lie

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Despite the fact that his economic policies only enrich him and his fraudulent family and friends, America’s most corrupt-ever president’s* moronic mini me’s actually believe he’s helping them.

Trump’s Tweets and the Creation of ‘Illusory Truth’ article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/how-trumps-witch-hunt-tweets-create-an-illusory-truth/566693/

Our Liar and Thief keeps repeating lies about a ‘witch hunt’ and ‘no collusion’ hoping that if he repeats if often enough and keeps the lies coming people will believe it – but the majority won’t:

“As Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election has heated up, so too have Donald Trump’s Twitter fingers. The president is fond of repeating certain disparaging phrases about Mueller’s investigation on the social media platform, repeatedly referring to it as a “hoax” and a “scam.” But his favorite moniker by far is “Witch Hunt”—embellished, in recent weeks, to “Rigged Witch Hunt”—which Trump has used a whopping 84 times this year alone in reference to Mueller’s investigation.

This repeated public condemnation is almost certainly having a psychological effect on how Americans view the investigation. Multiple studies have shown that when something is repeated often enough, people start to think of it as true, whether it actually is—a concept known as illusory truth. “When a statement is repeated, it starts to feel more familiar,” said Keith Payne, a psychology and neuroscience professor at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill. “That feeling of familiarity is easily interpreted as the feeling of truth.” Payne is the co-author of a study that found that even when people know a claim is false, just a few repetitions can make them more likely to think it’s true.

Trump’s consistent tweeting—and the constant media coverage of those tweets—makes his favorite phrases familiar to the American public. And that familiarity could be key to making his claims seem plausible, even believable. By consistently referring to the investigation as a “hoax” and a “witch hunt,” Trump is framing the debate on his terms.

“If you start arguing about whether something is or isn’t a witch hunt, you’ve basically conceded that it’s plausible that it’s a witch hunt, or that that’s the right term to use,” says Tom Stafford, a cognitive scientist at the University of Sheffield in Britain. So when Trump says, over and over, that the Mueller investigation is a “rigged witch hunt,” people subconsciously begin to think the idea that it is a witch hunt could be plausible—even when there’s no evidence to substantiate that claim…”

THE DAY TRUMP TOLD US THERE WAS ATTEMPTED COLLUSION WITH RUSSIA article from The New Yorker. –
https://www.newyorker.com/news-desk/swamp-chronicles/the-day-trump-told-us-there-was-attempted-collusion-with-russia

All the constant lies about witch hunts, no collusion, it’s all a hoax, the fake war with the media calling him out on his lies and treachery and ever present distractions committed by our dystopian dotard are useless when his stupid ass admits that there was indeed collusion…

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

The fact that he and his administration never had any plan – or any intention for that matter – of reuniting migrant children and their families after terrorizing them all begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president*, how picking another corrupt ‘Justice’ in a desperate attempt to keep his treasonous ass out of jail only makes our gift that keeps on giving look more guilty, every day brings more distractions from our dimwitted dip shit to deflect from his never-ending scandals and intentions of selling this country out to fraudulent corporations that own him, news that Obama was named best lifetime president is really going to piss Trump off, why Trump is trying so hard to get on Putin’s good side – it has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with his personal financial gain, our Authoritarian Orange ass wipe fawns over being called ‘your excellency’ by his North Korean idol making his ‘historic summit’ look even more farcical, how to deal with and stop the misinformation coming from our Lord of the Lies and his Ministry of Propaganda, Trump’s asinine claims of ‘witch hunt’ and ‘no collusion’ keep getting blown out of the water on a regular basis and much more.

The Trump Administration Had No Plan To Reunite Migrant Families They Separated article from Rantt Media. –
https://rantt.com/the-trump-administration-had-no-plan-to-reunite-migrant-families-they-separated/

Our Hitler-aspiring wannabe dictator and his gestapo never had any plan – or any intention – of reuniting migrant children with their families after terrorizing them.

Trump opens NATO summit with fact-free breakfast rant against Germany article from The Raw Story. –
https://www.rawstory.com/2018/07/trump-opens-nato-summit-fact-free-breakfast-rant-germany/

Once again America’s worst-ever president* makes us look extremely foolish by egregiously – and probably knowingly – lying his ass off and ranting his delusions at the NATO summit.

Brett Kavanaugh Was a Mistake article from Slate. –
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/07/brett-kavanaugh-supreme-court-donald-trump-just-handed-democrats-a-gift.html

How picking another corrupt Supreme Court ‘Justice’ replacement to try and keep his treasonous ass out of jail makes our gift that keeps on giving look more guilty.

Trump’s line on hiring foreign workers gets a little more awkward article from Rachel Maddow on MSNBC. –
http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/trumps-line-hiring-foreign-workers-gets-little-more-awkward

The hypocrisy of our dimwitted dip shit bitching about halting immigration while wanting to hire more immigrants for Mar-a-Lago is quite revealing:

“To hear Donald Trump tell it, curtailing illegal immigration to the United States isn’t enough. The president has also argued that the country has to cut legal immigration because foreign workers are taking American jobs and undermining domestic wage growth.

It’s awfully difficult to take this rhetoric seriously when one of Trump’s high-profile businesses keeps hiring more foreign workers. The Washington Post updated its previous reporting on this last night:

President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club has asked permission to hire 78 foreign workers to serve as cooks, waiters and housekeepers during this winter’s social season in Palm Beach, Fla., according to Labor Department data.

The club – a for-profit business, which also serves as Trump’s weekend home and “Winter White House” – submitted applications to hire 21 cooks, 40 waiters and 17 housekeepers from overseas. After working from October to May, the workers would return home…”

King Trump article from CounterPunch. –
https://www.counterpunch.org/2018/07/11/king-trump/

On the many ways our fascist Mango Mussolini is starting to get noticed for his authoritarian tendencies and dreams.

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