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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 261

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

We begin today’s misadventures of our malevolent minority-elect president* with former Trump attorney Michael Cohen claiming he has information ‘of interest’ to Mueller and that he won’t accept a pardon from Trump – who keeps desperately lying about his involvement, our Liar and Thief’s sordid past is finally catching up to him as the country finally realizes they have a crook in the White House, our feckless fuhrer is delusional enough to believe he’s above the law – and he’s not, our Ignoramus-in-Chief is so delusional that he thinks he can’t be impeached because he’s doing a great job – proving yet again that he has lost all touch with reality and is unfit to be in the White House, it has become impossible for our dysfunctional Orange dip shit and his legal team to defend the indefensible and much more.

Michael Cohen has information ‘of interest’ to Robert Mueller, would not accept Trump pardon, lawyer says article from ABC on Yahoo! News. –
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/michael-cohen-information-interest-robert-mueller-lawyer-says-111707823–abc-news-topstories.html?.tsrc=bell-brknews

Our dimwitted dip shit keeps accusing Cohen of lying, but evidence Cohen claims he has will bury Trump’s sorry ass and he knows it.

Rachel Maddow Adds To Trump’s Nightmares With Potential Indictment Of The Trump Organization article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/21/rachel-maddow-trump-organization-indictment.html

Life is about to get very interesting in our feckless fuhrer’s land of delusion now that everyone in his corrupt family can be held accountable for their fraudulent actions so prepare for more epic Twitter tantrums as his meltdowns come fast and furious:

Trump Lashes Out at Michael Cohen as Fallout From Guilty Plea Escalates article from Splinter News. –
https://splinternews.com/trump-lashes-out-at-michael-cohen-as-fallout-from-guilt-1828517356

The guilt from being implicated in criminal actions stemming from his Russia scandal are taking a toll on our impotent imbecile and he’s not handling it well.

Just Like Nixon: Here’s How Trump’s Sordid Past Is Finally Catching Up to Him article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/just-nixon-heres-how-trumps-sordid-past-finally-catching-him

Anyone familiar with our Liar and Thief’s criminal past knew this was coming:

“Lock her up!”

Roared at the Republican National Convention and every Donald Trump rally up to the present day, that ferocious chant now has a distinctly ironic ring. Several presidential henchmen who encouraged that ugly smear of Hillary Clinton — still innocent and still free — are on their way to prison. And there is reason to believe that they will not be the last of the president’s associates, possibly including his kin, to end up behind bars.

According to a jury of former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort’s peers, Manafort is guilty on eight felony counts. Former Trump deputy campaign manager Rick Gates copped a plea and testified against Manafort, but he’s going to jail, too. Michael Flynn, who advised the Trump campaign and then served very briefly as national security adviser in the White House, likewise pled guilty and will do time. (He led that nasty chant at the convention, a moment that will be replayed forever as his most memorable act.) And now Michael Cohen, Trump’s former personal attorney and consigliere, has entered a plea agreement on eight violations of banking, tax and campaign finance laws.

Nobody who has followed Donald Trump’s career, dating back many years before he entered politics, should be surprised by these events. Nor should anyone be surprised that Trump would express “regret” over the fall of Manafort for his many crimes against the United States. As Craig Unger explains in his new book, House of Trump, House of Putin: The Untold Story of Donald Trump and the Russian Mafia, the developer/casino magnate/reality TV star has cultivated connections with the underworld for decades. He built Trump Tower with illegal immigrant labor and concrete supplied by the Mafia — and gave an apartment there to the girlfriend of a mobbed-up Teamster boss. Millions of dollars have been poured into Trump properties from gangsters around the world in massive money-laundering operations…”

The President Is a Crook article from The Atlantic. –
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/08/the-president-is-a-crook/568123/

No shit. Hard to believe it took this long for the American people to start finding that out, but now they have to choose between the illegitimate criminal in the White House who has belonged behind bars for years and the Rule of Law.

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Misadventures of a minority-elect President 260

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Chronicling the misadventures of our minority-elect President’s alternate reality, alternative facts and the miscreants that comprise his administration so you don’t have to:

Blowing a gasket after John Brennan’s interview with Rachel Maddow on MSNBC begins today’s misadventures of our malignant minority-elect president* as the growing pressure from his Russia scandal is taking its toll, Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are unraveling since he is unable to defend the indefensible and it’s causing more meltdowns for him and his legal team, our fake president* is losing his war on fake news – and not handling it well as his imminent implosion continues unabated, the hypocrisy of a moron with authoritarian aspirations bitching about so-called McCarthyism is comical and quite entertaining, Trump is actually delusional enough to believe that he can take control of the investigation into his Russia scandal if he wants to – showing yet again that he has serious mental issues and is totally unfit to occupy the White House, Trump’s Twitter tantrums are going to increase as two of his closest cohorts were found guilty – and they definitely have evidence that implicates him and much more.

John Brennan’s Interview With Rachel Maddow Causes Trump To Lose His Mind article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/18/john-brennans-interview-with-rachel-maddow-causes-trump-to-lose-his-mind.html

The more he goes after all the witnesses and tries to obstruct justice, the more guilty our dimwitted dip shit makes himself look.

Trump reportedly plans to strip more security clearances to distract from the news cycle article from Vox. –
https://www.vox.com/2018/8/18/17750392/trump-security-clearance-john-brennan

Because there apparently isn’t already enough evidence indicting our lawless Liar and Thief, he’s going to commit more crimes to deflect from the fact that his illegitimate presidency is going down in flames due to his endless corruption and stupidity.

Trump’s Mental Health is Worsening: ‘Pray For Our Country’ article from PoliticusUSA. –
https://www.politicususa.com/2018/08/19/trumps-mental-health-is-worsening-pray-for-our-country.html

It has been obvious from day one that our feckless fuhrer has some serious mental deficits, but you can tell they’re getting worse.

‘Truth Isn’t Truth’: Rudy Giuliani Has Epic Meltdown on Meet The Press article from Alternet. –
https://www.alternet.org/truth-isnt-truth-rudy-giuliani-has-epic-meltdown-meet-press

Trump’s despotic delusions of grandeur are rapidly unraveling and his legal team is having a hard time accepting his imminent implosion and defending the indefensible:

“Attorney Rudy Giuliani insisted on Sunday that evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russians can not be taken at face value because “truth isn’t truth.”

During an interview on NBC’s Meet the Press, Giuliani complained that special counsel Robert Mueller was taking too long to finish his investigation.

“Can’t you speed up Mueller’s report and can’t you have more credibility about getting Mueller’s report if you get the president to sit down with him?” NBC host Chuck Todd posited.

“Get the word credibility out of it. We have plenty of credibility,” Giuliani snapped. “It is a week and a half later and they have not responded to our letter. Now, don’t tell me that we’re delaying this if they are spending a week and a half getting back to us.”…”

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‘Truth Isn’t Truth!’: Rudy Giuliani Puts Trump’s Problem With Facts Into Words article from Slate.
https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2018/08/truth-isnt-truth-rudy-giuliani-puts-trumps-problems-with-facts-into-words.html

Granted, defending the indefensible is impossible given our lackluster lame duck president’s* current and past criminal activities, but having a moronic lawyer making you look more foolish isn’t doing him any favors.

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